shelley

Worth noting that the median new home in the US didn't hit 2,000 square feet until 1998. In 1956, just 9% of new homes were 1,800 square feet or larger.

CNN: Popeyes To Begin Just Killing People friendlyhelper88: based popetes

A dem takes office it takes them 4 years to pass the We Love You bill, Which grants a 1 time $1200 loan to black small business owners. Every time a republican is in office day 1 they pass the all encompassing Nasty Mothafucka Act that kills every living thing on gods green earth

do not hang out with me unless you constantly want to hear “haven’t seen it” when you reference a movie

Instead of “Do Not Disturb” there should be a “DO Disturb” setting for when you’re lonely or bored that alerts all your friends

People can watch whatever they want but Rowling is personally funding anti-trans legislation with every dollar she profits off Harry Potter. It’s not just a stance she has, it’s her whole mission. There’s no deniability here, it’s what you’re supporting

My best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in your life, and it can become a vice if you play your cards right.

This is what I mean when I say 👀

i'm not immune to the allure of a fast-casual rice bowl

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

We’re drowning in slop and I’m afraid the only way to fight back is for everyone to start reading, start having standards, start watching quality things. We’ve let the mindset of “let people enjoy things” and “stop being pretentious” destroy our culture.

How it feels having strong opinions about a discourse you would never touch with a 10 foot pole

i love double texting and triple texting and even quadruple texting Not everyone has to be nonchalant Have some chalance in your life

The fact that arugula is part of the mustard family and not a lettuce is how I know she is an inimitable Diva

I don’t want chic, incisive novels by people who know how to mingle at publishing-adjacent parties…I want to read bizarre, singular, musical novels by quasi-mystic basketcases who are otherwise shit at being alive

SF guy eating a delicious blueberry: in 18 months everything will be blueberries

do i have a favorite podcast? yes, it’s called listening to my wife

We need to start releasing more snobs into the wild like wolves into a national park