I should’ve been born a fucking Somalian.
I’d never have to work and would be a millionaire just off fraud.
The only problem is I’d have a 68 IQ and a head the shape of a lightbulb.
I’d be a retard and probably an inbred, but I’d be a rich inbred retard.
I love him 😆
Kid: "What's your name?"
TRUMP: "My name is.... Donald"
*kids giggle*
TRUMP: "Want a pen?!"
Kids: "yeah!"
He loves kids. So nice to see a "president" who doesn't sniff them.
I've been holding back on this, but I'm just gonna let loose...
So many of these "protestors" in Asheville NC have had their lives DRAMATICALLY improved from a year ago by President Trump.
This city didn't even have RUNNING WATER a year ago.
Trump's DOT gave the LARGEST FEDERAL GRANT IN HISTORY to fix roads in bridges in Western North Carolina.
Trump's FEMA resolved 80% of ALL open cases from the Biden administration within WEEKS OF HIM TAKING OFFICE.
Trump's DOT fixed the I-40 highway in what most people thought would take YEARS in a few MONTHS and doing it cheaper than anyone thought possible.
Trump’s HUD approved $1.4B for Helene housing recovery... AND DID SO IN RECORD TIME so rebuilding could start.
Trump’s USDA delivered $221,000,000 in a disaster block grant to WNC farmers hit by Helene too.
JUST GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE!!!
It's not that hard.
A dictator, a tyrant, someone who you say hates you wouldn't have done ALL OF THAT for you and those you love.
The same folks who are driving on rebuilt roads, drinking clean water, and living the comeback...
...are protesting the man who made A LOT of that happen
You look stupid, out of touch, and willfully ungrateful.
The grind isn’t glamorous.
It’s quiet, repetitive, and sometimes lonely.
But the reward?
Freedom. Authority. Options.
Your future self will thank you for not quitting today.
A guru pitched me a $1,997 program.
Through chat.
No discovery call.
No value alignment.
No relationship building.
Just a offer doc and payment link.
Guess what happened?
I didn't buy.
Your prospects feel the same way.
For 2 years I made exactly £0 online while everyone around me was "crushing it"
Then i ran up a brand to $1m in less than 12 months
The difference? I understood the Bamboo Tree Method that nobody talks about:
Bamboo is nature's most violent lesson in patience.
When you plant a bamboo tree, nothing happens for 4 years. You water dead dirt while oak trees shoot past you. Your neighbors think you're an idiot watering nothing.
But underground, that bamboo is building a root system that spans 100 feet in every direction.
Then in year 5, it explodes. 80 feet in 6 weeks. Taller than everything around it.
This is exactly what happened to my business.
Year 1: Lost £10k testing products nobody wanted
Year 2: Lost another £10k on agencies who didn't care
Year 3: Made £8k profit (celebrated like I won the lottery)
Year 4: £100k/month consistently
Everyone saw the Year 4 explosion. Nobody saw Years 1-3 of building roots.
Here's what "roots" actually means in business:
THE VISIBLE FAILURES (what everyone saw):
- Sleeping on my friend's floor
- Credit cards maxed
- Products that sold 3 units
- Ads with 0.2x ROAS
- Friends saying "just get a job"
THE INVISIBLE ROOTS (what was actually happening):
- Learned what products DON'T work (eliminated 90% of future mistakes)
- Built relationships with suppliers who now give me 60-day terms
- Developed instinct for winning creatives (can spot it in 3 seconds now)
- Created systems that now run without me
- Built mental calluses that make current problems feel easy
The market rewards patience violently. But only if you're building roots, not just waiting.
Most people think they're building roots but they're actually just bleeding:
BLEEDING looks like:
- Same mistakes month after month
- No documentation of what failed
- No systems being built
- No skills being developed
- Just hoping things improve
ROOTS look like:
- Different mistakes each month (learning)
- Spreadsheet of every failure and why
- SOPs for everything that works
- Skills compounding monthly
- Progress invisible but undeniable
The 18 months of "failure" weren't failure. They were root development.
Here's how to know if you're building roots or just dying:
Ask yourself: "What can I do today that I couldn't do 6 months ago?"
If the answer is nothing, you're not building roots. You're just existing.
If the answer is a list of skills, relationships, and systems, you're about to explode.
The Bamboo Tree Method in practice:
1. Accept the 2-3 year timeline (shorter is gambling)
2. Document every failure obsessively
3. Build one system per month minimum
4. Measure skills, not revenue
5. Trust the explosion is coming
Every entrepreneur who's banking now has a bamboo story.
They just don't tell you about the years of watering dirt.
Your competition is quitting after 6 months because nothing's happening.
You're building a root system that will feed you for decades.
Keep watering.
Success doesn’t feel all great.
It feels like:
- saying no to dumb decisions
- getting up when you don’t want to
- still working after 5pm when you said you’d be done
Wanna feel proud?
Be consistent when no one’s watching.