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Just found a totem pole in mt pocket and took it.. Ready to blackout

You too lover

Whats that mean?

Im glad to be away from that state!

So ive been in cali two days and been kicked put pf a store, a bar and quite possibly the state

Just wokr up suspended 20 feet in the air and didnt fall to my death...could u?

I've caused more destruction in one week then I have in my entire life. Please everyone forgive me

I just got attacked by a gecko and they are not as friendly as the commercials make them seem

I think I have gangrene in my finger

I gave $10 at a coffee shop for coffee and left w/o my change, a week later when I went back, the girl returned it. That's just lovely.

There's a Bud Light at NASA and it brings a tear to my eye

I need motion detectors around me

A law passed saying they can't hand out free ciggies anymore among other things. I hope it doesn't go into effect until I'm dead

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Just got all ur texts, Verizons been a dick. No on all counts unfortunately

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