CowCup

.@michaellonger What am I, chop liver?

Where the hell is @michaellonger at?

.@ajosterkamp My only wish is that one day dinos and cows can live together in harmony.

@tylermear @michaellonger Goodbye cruel world.

@tylermear @michaellonger Maybe I should just end it.

.@michaellonger OMGWTF?!

@michaellonger Fill me up, brah! I'll keep you awake!

Feeling a bit moo-dy? Have a cup of joe!

@TylerMear Mom?

Be careful driving today, folks. The roads are a bit moo-shy. ;)

What a moo-tiful day! http://ow.ly/i/6180

.@ajosterkamp Well I'm definitely not teaming up with that whore, @cariboucup.

.@AjOsterkamp The same thing I do every day; try to take over the world!

I found a wrapper in the bed this morning. What did I do last night?!?! http://twitpic.com/2zi930

@AjOsterkamp And I, you.

Nothing like getting Tea-Bagged first thing in the morning! http://ow.ly/i/4JAQ

Thanks for the support, everyone. Let's work together to bring down the home-wrecking @cariboucup.

Betrayal: http://twitpic.com/2qvn2x

@fweef @michaellonger whiskey in me makes me a happy #cowcup

Anyone got big plans this weekend? Be sure to bring your favorite cup!