Coyote

@greatkeith360 You're not a loser, and that dude looks more like Eric :-D

This is me

I do pretty much the opposite. I waste my time telling people how UNimpressive my life is. twitter.com/TDLockett12/st…

This little gem showed up in my FB memories. "Lets take a moment and thank God that spiders can't fly." Thanks for the laugh, @OhMrWonka

I just donated to Sacred Stone Camp. Please consider doing the same. gofund.me/sacredstonecamp via @gofundme

My Father’s Arms Are a Boat – unusual, unbelievably beautiful Scandinavian children’s book buff.ly/1IeFItP

@RMD_Designs Hi, I think you meant to reference a different Coyote. Like C0yote or Coy0te or C0y0te who use zeros in their usernames.

Happy babies is so cutes.

@CraigSJ And a six-pack. And his left boob looks really wrong as well. I don't get it. He looked fine in the before shot. Better, actually.

@Katrin_Albert So happy to have discovered you via @ImpossibleUSA !

@polaroidgirl I'd like more info, please. Thanks!

@YouTubeNoah Lucky you! Makes for a memorable event and a good story to tell to your future kids and grandkids :-)

Orange you glad I uploaded this photo? flic.kr/p/p2vMc3

A sweet little bee was happy to pose for me. Oh. Wait. Did I just make a rhyme? flic.kr/p/pkfxDA

I'm testing out Twitter's photo sharing capabilities. Pardon my mess. flic.kr/p/pB1YAX

I just placed an online order for one chicken and one egg. I'm super excited about finding out which comes first. #fb

What I meant is that the truckers rarely obey the speed limit. They're always passing me. But I've never seen a big rig pulled over by a cop

You know those speed limit zones where the signs say Speed Limit 70 / Trucks 60? Um. Yeah. Not so much. #fb

Why spring is awesome: New frogs are learning (and old frogs are RE-learning) how to croak. Which pretty much sounds like they're puking #fb

Another stray cat made an appearance today! A feral female. Anticipating midnite mayhem as she vies w/Lily 4 attention from feral tomcat.#fb

My SPAYED female cat has been having illicit nighttime sex w/ a feral UN-NEUTERED tomcat she PRETENDS TO HATE during the day. wtf? SLUT! #fb