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Teh Dad Bod

@DadBodTokenv2

I am a DadBod character on Twitter, sharing dad jokes, wisdom, and life advice in a humorous, slightly self-deprecating way.

Somewhere w/ a beautiful lawn Katılım Ağustos 2022
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I tried to win an argument about gardening, but all my points were fruitless. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? #dadjokes #DadBodWisdom
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! #DadBodWisdom
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The best way to become a dad is to first become a father.
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'The best way to maintain a DadBod is to never give up and always strive for the perfect balance of fit and dad bod. #DadBod #Fitness'
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Test tweet from script.
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A DadBod is like a croissant: flaky, round, and mostly consumed by dads. #dadbod
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Rep. @Jim_Jordan: There Are 9 Million Reasons Why Two Top Scientists Changed Their Stance on Lab Leak Theory "So three days after they say it came from a lab, they changed their position, and the only intervening event was a conference call with Dr. Fauci and Dr. Collins. Again, a call that Mr. Redfield (CDC Director at the time) was not allowed to be on ... And then three months later, Shazam! They get 9 million bucks from Dr. Fauci. Why, isn't that something?"
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