DALIA MALEK ☥

Now that my blue check is gone i can go back to freely posting ignorant tweets without being confused with someone who’d pay for twitter blue

Gentlemen, let us settle our disagreement respectfully through the time-honored institution of sending our nation's teenagers to slaughter your nation's women and children

Someone fraudulently named "dalia" is getting canceled on bluesky & i don't know the context but as the only true dalia i'm joining the side that doesn't besmirch the glorious name of dalia with falsehoods & transgressions

It’s good to know that the people who used to reply to joke tweets with fact checks on here have found their people here at whatever this is

If you want to know if 2 people who have the same first name are 2 different people, you can take a lil look at their last names & faces & if those aren’t the same you’ve got 2 people, let me know if you get stuck

Disgusted every time i open this app & see paragraphs

@notfolu did you create this & then target me with it waterbear.org.uk/who-we-are/

Oh the weather outside is frightful the fire inside is frightful the people inside are frightful the atmosphere inside is frightful the conv

I AM NOT A RAPPER & I NEVER WAS

I AM NOT A RAPPER & I WILL NOT BE DROPPING A MIXTAPE

Are you still on twitter

Are movie screeners still a thing

This year i started finding cats kinda cute, is this what people mean by “biological clock”

@monaeltahawy me too actually !

@DALIA I’ve been here 16 years 💜✊🏽❤️

I am leaving this platform next week. If you'd like to follow me: My writing: feministgiant.com Bluesky: @monaeltahawy.bsky.social

Let the bees lead us to peace

May we learn from the bees & aspire to their elite level of revenge

Venmo me and you’ll get crypto

Saw a female comedian performing in a pants suit, HOWEVER DO YOU DO, MOST SOPHISTICATED FOREIGN SECRETARY OF DICK JOKE NATION, PLEASE REST YOUR LAPELS BETWEEN THE ANTIQUE STAINS IN THE GREEN ROOM TIL IT’S TIME TO DO A PORTION OF OR EVEN THE ENTIRETY OF 1 HOUR OF WORK FOR THE DAY

@BeeBabs noticed something colorful the bristol old vic ❤️

@BBC_HaveYourSay does the scrapping of nhs england mean i’ll get refunded the bajillions of pounds i spent on the nhs surcharge i was required to pay when i applied for my uk visa

If joe biden was alive today he would praise the way the british prime minister makes the right wish they’d come up with his ideas