Dan Atkinson

Coleen Rooney: WAGagtha Christie.

You need to take photo ID to vote tomorrow. A polling card is not enough. Take photo ID! Vote!

Register to vote and then vote just please vote (them out) gov.uk/register-to-vo…

@petefirman Ate a whole bag once by accident. Felt sick for about three days. Maximum regret.

Get lost!

This morning’s painting.

Folkestone has gone Green! This was highly unexpected and very exciting.

@MsJoNeary You are TOO KIND Jo 🤗 xxx

A lot of friends are urging me to protect my Wagatha Christie joke. Am I getting lawyered up? It’s all in here: theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@20thcenturymarc @Ankaman616 @DocPhoenix Weird. Intense and weird.

@Ankaman616 @DocPhoenix I completely forgot that I actually know who originated it. He’s having a weird day.

I'm sorry but that is tremendous. bbc.com/news/entertain…

Well this isn’t ideal is it?

Over at Instagram I have been doing stupid paintings. Due to a number of requests they are now available as prints. Do have a look. Thank you! Artijoke.co.uk

Someone once told me to never change, which means that all but the simplest of train journeys are now impossible.

Just imagine 24 hours where you weren’t forced to think about the Conservative Party. Imagine.

I must have missed the bit where Cincinnatus got a private jet back from the Caribbean in a desperate bid to become relevant again.

@TobiasCotton 😂 I wish!

Question is, was it @Danatkinson who first coined the phrase 'Mourn Hub'?

@GeniusSomerset 😭

@Danatkinson Good luck with that!

I’m writing topical TV comedy today.

I’ve got a fair amount of stamps and cash that will be unusable tomorrow.

@drasticsturgeon 😂 I have heard Chalamet and Gosling are fighting over it.