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Now THIS is when you exercise your second amendment right

“i’ll do it later” mfs when later actually arrives

Waking up at 6AM after sleeping at 4:30AM

me doing whatever at 3am when i need to be up at 7

“did you get a good rest” me at 5:89am:

Disney missed out on this one

i can’t see john cena the same way after this 😭

“Girls always think they’ve discovered weird dick”

there was a kid doing this the entire time

when someone who’s not my manager tries to tell me what to do at work

How it feels when you stay at home from work knowing your co worker are suffering

why this little dipshit purple now

“Thank you for your payment”

“payment received”

“We can still be friends”

“I don’t do politics” ass mfers when bread is $55

“Hey sorry for ignoring your message, I passed out at 5pm”