daniela

4th grade me would be jealous 😒

we will be releasing the indiana jones boulder on the police tonight

tom ben 🤝 and jerry

I’m not coming out of my cage nor am I doing just fine

i’m acting like i don’t even have school anymore which is definitely not true

How many birthdays are there. 365 or 7 billion

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia mood board

tested positive for sad

every american gets a bee movie dvd

In Ratatouille (2007), Remi gags at the smell of Linguini’s soup. Rats are physically unable to gag or vomit, which means that the soup was so atrocious, it broke the laws of nature.

for the first time in history the boys are back in town, but they can’t get back together

2020

Last night I was explaining to a new gym instructor about how I've got metal rods along my spine, and she replied, "oh, so you're like a kebab" and I don't think I'll stop thinking about that for a while.

I've just found the greatest sport *ever*

You hereby have my permission henceforth and in perpetuity. Godspeed.

Just experienced LA to its fullest. A girl ate a habanero pepper and panicked and someone offered her a glass of milk and she paused mid freak out and goes “do you have almond milk?”