Daniel McColly

@robreiner I appreciate the optimism. But. He received a pardon for his real crimes, or at least some of them. And will end up with three months of house arrest now. Sigh.

@robreiner Fuck Rob. I want all these guys to drown in a congealed pool of Giuliani juice. But. It turns out that juice is like a fucking slippery slide leading to a get out of jail free card.

@robreiner Well, Rob. Try watching 20 minutes of Jordan Klepper. It's not just just Annoying Orange that has his head up his ass. It's 30% of the country.

@robreiner "There is no doubt." Rob, in our lifetime we have been lied to about. Everything. From Vietnam, to yesterday. When a 25 year old is the only person to shine a light on reality, well. That, despite the joy she brings, makes recent history even darker.

@JoJoFromJerz Let's hope for no unwanted pregnancies.

Kirk Cameron can go fuck himself. Can I get an Amen?

@BetteMidler Completely agree. @BetteMidler, you may now move me from "she's okay" to "superfan."

@RamseyHootman Change bedtime? Pretend you're one time zone over?

@US_FDA Yes. Except. Only 27% of parents are going along.

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@RamseyHootman Huh. Said the producer/narrator of said audiobook. :)

@RamseyHootman Welcome to Metropolis. Or. Tools of the Trade. Unless you're tired of listening to me.

@RamseyHootman I was just scrolling through your Twitter feed. Curious, I guess. Pretty funny. With, like, a tablespoon of depth.

JUST IN: The City of Miami Beach has declared a State of Emergency and a curfew, Mayor Dan Gelber said during a press conference Saturday. An 8 p.m. curfew will be in put in place for the entertainment district of the city and some roads will be closed, according to Gelber.

@ConanOBrien Is that at least the teeth aren't very sharp.

The great thing about xylophones is.

@JasonIsbell Finally. Something good from something bad.

@AnnaKendrick47 Thank you for your intelligent, measured comments. When I was younger I didnt have access to social media. But the lack of an audience didnt keep me from living my not-best-self. I'm better now. But you got there a lot earlier in your life. Makes me happy.

I don’t know enough to speak on a lot of this, but I know angsty suburban white boys. If you want to break shit to live out your teenage anarchist fantasy, do it on your own time. If you think you’re doing that shit to show how MUCH u care about black lives, ur deluding yourself.

@xrocknic I hear if you take a blowtorch to your ear, it will melt just before your ear lobe turns to charcoal.

By all accounts, I'm a pretty clean guy. I clean my ears after pretty much every shower. But the amount of ear wax just removed from my ears by my doctor checking for an ear infection, was stomach-turning. Her advice: Q-Tips are bad. I now believe this.

King James Brown Bible#AddAWordRuinABook

Mein Kampfire#AddAWordRuinABook

The Room Where it NEVER Happened#AddAWordRuinABook

A Christmas Carol O'Connor#AddAWordRuinABook