Dan + Joe + DVD Show

According to @Disney CEO Larry Doonut, #hantavirus will not effect da Mandalorian & Grogu release date 🙏

thank god @adultswim is letting us do this show, now i dont have to become a ultrasound tech

how come that Haim girl is everything now? well now there is a new trio in LA. doing this show at @ZebulonLA in a month 🎟️: link.dice.fm/Dan-Joe-Charle…

MINNEAPOLIS this Thurs 🎟️: theparkwaytheater.com/all-events/viv…

Very pumped for these summer shows! And you know my Italian ass can’t wait to try/compare da pizza in these 3 fine cities 🍕 🎟️: linktr.ee/danlicatasucks

Audience Member Leaves Me Speechless

Apparently several teachers are planning to protest my show in LA on Fri 5/23. Please don’t let this deter you from buying a ticket. I’ve crossed many picket lines in my life & it is honestly not that bad, although I am used to getting screamed at lol 🎟️: squadup.com/events/dan-lic…

LOS ANGELES: I am bringing my new hour of absurdist bro humor to @JoinTheDynasty in a few weeks (I got a job playing Stitch at Disney Land so I will be in town for a bit) 🎟️: squadup.com/events/dan-lic…

Big news: @quietneighborco whipped up some insanely hard merch for me. Printed on premium Comfort Colors Heavyweight shirts so you can wear them to your HR meeting for washing your nutsack in the water fountain near the elevator pre-order now: quietneighbor.help/collections/da…

Dee Dee Dee 🤪 | SagDaddy Da Pod episode 29 with @danlicatasucks is out now!

my special dropped 6 months ago & I really thought this shit would have way more fuckin views by now!!! please watch this shit I blew my whole college fund on it: youtube.com/watch?v=wrCb9r…

they made me cut my my Sybian joke, but tbh i had da time of my life performing on @LateNightSeth. full set: youtube.com/watch?v=8J5iq9…

this week has been crazy. i headbutted a moving subway to impress some NYU students. da EMTs placed me in a juvenile sike ward called "iykyk psychiatric facility". they kicked me out for lying about having a Deadpool v Wolverine torrent on a thumbdrive. & now tomorrow Seth meyers

da special is LIVE: youtube.com/watch?v=wrCb9r…

Thank you for watching/sharing da trailer. I hope it got you hyped up Woodstock 99 style 🤘this @tonyhawk Underground 2 inspired poster was made by @danscharar who also directed & edited this thing Sub to my tube if you haven’t already so you can watch this shit when it drops 🙏

Official Trailer for my special, FOR THE BOYS, which drops in ONE WEEK (Thurs 5/30)! youtube.com/c/danlicatasuc…

tour w/ @middleKidGould starts tomorrow! 5/12 at @thelincolnlodge w/ host @saggiesplinters & a guest set from @CarmChristopher 5/14 at @CactusClubMKE w/ host @Grill_You 5/16 at @TheCCU w/ host @ShaqKatzner 5/19 at @PhilaMOCA w/ host @samlymatters 🎟️: linktr.ee/danlicatasucks

My first stand-up special, FOR THE BOYS, comes out 5/30! I filmed it at my old high school in Buffalo for an audience of teenage boys, and it is honestly kinda weird that I did that! We’re doing an advance screening at @littlefieldnyc before it drops: eventbrite.com/e/for-the-boys…

ruining da vibe across America w/ @middleKidGould again in May! 5/12 at @thelincolnlodge 5/14 at @CactusClubMKE 5/16 at @TheCCU 5/19 at @PhilaMOCA 🎟️: linktr.ee/danlicatasucks

me & @middleKidGould are all packed for tour! NYC: 2/1 at @littlefieldnyc (w/ @GKuhlenschmidt) Portland: 2/4 at @MississippiStud Seattle: 2/6 at Here-After LA: 2/7 at @ElysianTheater (w/ @BardiaSalimi1) 🎟️: linktr.ee/danlicatasucks