𝙻𝚎𝚗𝚊 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚕𝚢

Whatever it fucking takes, that’s what.

@Vicky Relatable.

good day to get shit done.

@omgsidewalks Agoraphobic depression, 0/10 do not recommend.

WHAT’S THAT PHASE OF LIFE CALLED, WHEN YOU DON’T WANT TO LEAVE THE HOUSE? AND YOU DON’T WANT ANYONE COMING OVER TO THE HOUSE.

@GraniteDhuine Nor those demanding you stay properly hydrated. Nut jobs.

Never trust anyone who says they love going to the gym. Psychos.

@Blochead4real How much protein is in a woodchuck?

@darkdetermined 9 out of 10 woodchucks prefer Mountain Dew: Code Red

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck water at your face because it's day 210 of me telling you to drink some damn water.

@EliteDanno Positivity, always. People trying >>>

The fitness community will celebrate a transformation photo but mock a beginner’s form in the same breath. You cannot claim to be about progress and then make the path harder for people just starting it. Normalise constructive criticism. Lead with the advice not the ego.

Don’t dwell on the problems Obsess over solutions

Visualizing my becoming: She’s got a knife in one boot and a notebook in the other. She walks like the wind and she laughs like thunder.

@itsCoryOnX One can dream.

@darkdetermined Leg day will tho, right??

The best ab workout? Not eating like a raccoon in a dumpster. Crunches won’t fix what the cupcakes broke, babe.

@RiddleSphere These words out of context are fantastic. These words in context are also fantastic.

@darkdetermined No crunch on earth outruns a second slice at midnight.

@itsCoryOnX Oops our bad.

@darkdetermined 🤫 people will know you’re my alt account

How much would you pay for a life coach who calls you on all your bullshit and gives you clear, concise instructions to follow to get to your goals?

Confidence is sexy

@itsCoryOnX We have the same mirror.

@darkdetermined I see that asshole in the mirror every day.

@EliteDanno Hell of a lot better than dismissive avoidance, I bet.

@darkdetermined Got this for free growing up in an African household

@DaveTheSwampman No holds barred.

@GiffenHealth Wisdom in every syllable.

@darkdetermined Day 209 and my skin cleared up, my headaches stopped, my energy came back, and I realized I was essentially a dehydrated houseplant for 30 years. Should have listened on day 1.

Day 209 of you finally listening to me the first time and drinking your water.

@EricinJest Bonus points if you whistle as you do so.

@darkdetermined I know right, if you need me I'll be skipping along now.

Return to ridiculousness. Ridiculousmaxxing. Forgo any care you may have of what others think. You must appeal to your most highest inner ridiculousness and experience the ridiculous joy it affords you. I do this by skipping places in public and talking aloud to creatures.

@DaveTheSwampman I could charge for being more aggressive. This is me toned way down.

@darkdetermined Your posts are free.