🍁☘️Canadian Fletchy 🇨🇦

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#NEWS: The Montreal Canadiens OT winning goal celebrations last night caused a mini earthquake in Montreal. Experts from a local university say their sensors registered seismic activity measuring approximately 0.5 on the Richter scale.

You still didn't get your $4,000 DOGE checks.

Who, besides @fordnation, needs to be able to get alcohol until 4am?????????

If I'm limited to 50 tweets a day, i'm using 49 of them to say elon sucks

Twitter brand is so strong it was renamed and it’s still Twitter.

Daily Reminder:

Canuckle 1466 5/6 ⬜🟥⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟥⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟥🟥⬜⬜ ⬜🟥🟥🟨⬜ 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🔥 streak: 5 ⭐ #CanuckleStar canucklegame.ca

Wordle 1,795 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

In Trump’s mind…

Please and thank you

And we know what the 1993 Habs did...just saying

YESSSSS 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 GO HABS GO 🇨🇦

You've had a taxpayer funded job for 22 years. You were fired from your taxpayer funded job and refused to leave. You live in a taxpayer funded house. You have taxpayer funded chefs. You have taxpayer funded drivers. Your entire life is taxpayer funded.

OLÉ #GoHabsGo

I'd be so stressed right now if I were a fan of either team

Tabarnak

@maddiecholette No they won't

people are so committed to being contrarians they will say anything on here

HUZZAH!

Realistically why is anyone tweeting 50 times a day

Come on, Montreal - one more period, tabarnak!!! #GoHabsGo