Alex Parsons

@MorePerfectUS that ceo is so weird

The CEO of GameStop bizarrely refuses to explain how his company has enough financing to buy eBay.

@amazon A 5pl acting like a 3pl and a 4pl this is insane

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FSD BIG MISTAKE

@Kalshi We can’t rule out stripping you of your lively hood. Oh btw we are tracking your mouse movements tehee

JUST IN: Meta reportedly told staff it can’t rule out more layoffs

@ValentinoKhan I’ll just come with my friend if you give me backstage access

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Wed, June 17 (EBC at Night) Sunday, June 28 (XS) Sun, September 27 (EBC at Night)

@muheediva01 Yes but I’d probably move my efforts to property development

Be honest… would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $15M in the lottery today?

Do you guys wanna Klarna some Dominos?

@MurrayHillGuy1 3 hours late to work I’m just busy like that

Being attractive is basically life’s biggest cheat code. Same guy: 5/10 → “creepy, try harder bro” 9/10 → “omg he’s so confident 😍” Late to work: ugly → “unprofessional” hot → “he’s just busy like that” Says nothing at dinner: ugly → “awkward & weird” hot → “mysterious” We all pretend it’s personality but let’s be real… attraction rules over mostly everything in life

Today I spent another 1 hour staring at a wall from about 1 feet away to lower my dopamine dependence. I’m noticing an increase in my ability to focus at work during the day. Stay tuned for more.

@hthieblot I know people that are doing this, but they’ve set it up in a way where they’re just surrounded by their own friends and maximizing fun so it kind of works out

The romanticization of being a startup founder is kind of insane to me: – You’re statistically unlikely to succeed – You’ll have no life and be totally consumed - Incredible lows – You’re locking yourself in for 10+ years This is insanely hard and NOT for everyone.

life starts at 15% body fat

Elon took such a cancer application.. twitter.. and turned it into the best thing ever X. THANK YOU @elonmusk

@OrevaZSN Always strive for your companies core values

@DaanVerkaart @Steezehuman Exactly

@Steezehuman You can always start over, it’s never too late but it can get much less easy.

Can a 30-year-old start all over again?

@rand_longevity Sir this is Arby's

would you sacrifice your body to upload your consciousness?

@robjama does this apply to sex

the better you get with AI...the more unemployable you become

Looking for a new position, preferably a role with 150-200 PTO days per year and 50% or above equity stake in the company. Please let me know if you have any leads. I have a family of 5 that i have to feed and AI is currently fucking up the job market.

@rowancheung I'll only join your company if i can get 100% equity and 2 months PTO per year

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I spend 1 hour a day staring at a wall to reduce my dopamine dependency. Why don't you?

@fahmeedx I post for the culture

you lowkey have to become a narcissist to post multiple tiktoks a day