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“Deodorant getting kinda pricey” Steal it if you have to, Pleaseee

This is not the era to fumble a good partner bruh, you might not recover from it.

If someone is hotter than you, then you are cooler than them. - Thermodynamics.

I don’t like people who have the spirit of networking 😭

Me quietly dealing with something that clearly affected me more than I’ll ever admit.

every ufc champion has now been defeated with the sole exception of ilia topuria of course

niggas after playing real man for a week

Sex is always available 😂 Getting your friends together as grown adults is rare

“my pussy put him to sleep” bitch it was 3:54 in the morning

lord if she’s not the one for me, force her to be, cuz yeah she is

girls calling ur dick pretty is such a good compliment

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

Women under 30 when it comes to using the words “overstimulated” and “gaslighting”

how it feels to be self-aware and still repeat self-destructive patterns

Me realizing that if you replace the "W" in "What", "Where", "When" with a "T" you will answer the questions

Dating scene and job market the same right now, just stay where you are

When I've been watching videos in the bathroom for over 2 hours and suddenly remember I'm at work

There’s a man who missed out on that because his gf wanted to talk😭💔

Me with my lil yea after she tells her friends and family she’s done with my shit: