Dawson Warman

Finally. The key to becoming a billionaire CEO. Organizing your apps like a complete psychopath.

We just can’t catch a FUCKING break

All fellow New Brunswickers please support Elsipogtog First Nation in getting their arena back as they advanced to the final 4 in #KraftHockeyville Voting begins April 9th at 9am. @hockeyville @HockeyNB @CBCNB

Whit moving like Bernie twitter.com/clippinchiclet…

don’t know what’s worse the giveaway right to the slot or the most outrageous decision in NHL history to pass that puck

.@SpittinChiclets Story Time: So about that time that @commie22 got jumped in Russia... @pinkwhitney

Guys at cookouts

Folks....it’s official... I am #InOne

Burn it to the ground

Sergei Kostitsyn is such a gangster this dude says fuck this shit and changes on the backcheck during a 2 on 1 in the 3rd period. One of my favorite plays ever.

*corona virus enters my body* The 4 Flintstone gummies I ate in 2005:

@stoolpresidente What a difference a month makes. #Penn

How all the Canadians who live in America are showing up to work tomorrow twitter.com/Jamake0602/sta…

do people realize how big of a deal this is

What a full blown meltdown by Russia. Like Jesus Christ. Great comeback by Canada. Barrett Hayton is a fuckin rockstar. Canada never gives up in this tournament shit it’s pretty crazy

I couldn’t bend my knees today after trying your oil driller move last night. Two bad ACL’s. Lay off me.

No offense to Alex lafrenny, but that’s just atrocious defense by number 3. That kid should sit the rest of the game and I’m not joking. I can’t stop watching how bad he played that.

Patrik Laine. Mr. Humble. 😅 (@snseanreynolds is getting the all-time great interviews today!

“I think one of my best tweets I’ve ever sent, I’m gonna have everyone go back and look. January 14th 2016. You wanna see the dumbest play off all time? Check out Chris Kreider in this video that I tweeted out.” - @ryanwhitney6