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THINGS YOU MOST LIKELY WILL NOT REGRET DOING Studying more. Drinking more water. Being more honest. Going to bed early. Meditating more. Quitting a job you absolutely hate. Being kind to a stranger. Taking a break when you need one. Looking after your body. Crying when you need to. Putting yourself first. Leaving your comfort zone. Hugging someone you love. Trying out new things. Telling your loved ones how much you care. Taking care of your mental health. Trusting your intuition.

A police officer stopped a young man's car and, upon checking it, realized that his driving license had expired. The police officer asked him why he was driving with an expired license. He answered: «They just fired me from my job, and the money I have is only enough for me to eat, pay rent, and my bills. I am from another state and I have come here to study at university. Plus, I have a job interview». The police officer had the option of applying the law and prohibiting the young man from driving his car, but he decided to listen to his heart. He parked his police vehicle, helped him tie his tie, got into the young man's car and accompanied him to the interview location. They entered together. The #police officer apologized and explained the reason for the young man's delay. They hired him! The young man got the job and obtained a temporary driving license until he raised enough money to renew his license. That's humanity!

A man asked my wife for her phone number in a shopping mall we went to last week.. It was quite absurd because I noticed that this man had been watching us since we got into the mall and should have realized already that we were either dating or married. Some men sha.. When we got to the counter to pay, I was in front while my wife was standing behind me. This man legit walked up to my wife and asked her for her phone number. She told him to ask me. He then asked her who I was to her. I turned back at that point and told him that I was her elder brother and I’d give him the number. Well, I gave him my Pastor’s number. Let him call to book a session for serious deliverance. Cc The Juujii’s

Shell and other companies usually include a “technical presentation" as part of the interview process. I had one the day before my Shell Recruitment Day. Presented to a bunch of folks from the Technical Safety Engineering team. One of the biggest scams in the corporate world is in that name – technical presentation – because I can assure you that the last thing they want is something technical. I have seen so many smart candidates fall for this. You think you impressed them. But the next thing you get is a rejection email. Because nobody is actually evaluating your technical skill. They are looking for something else entirely. (I wish they’d just be more honest about this.)🧵

Pronunciation tips y’all 🌚 Pronounce CACHE as Cash Pronounce SUITE as Sweet Pronounce QUAY as Key Pronounce CLEANSE as Klenz

5 Income Streams You Need Make You Financially Free for 2026 1. Earned Income – Your 9–5 work or daily hustle 2. Dividend Income – Stocks wey dey pay you steady 3. Interest Income – Fixed deposit, bonds, savings wey dey grow 4. Rental Income – House or land wey dey pay you every month 5. Capital Gains – Assets wey increase in value with time

I’m not a guy, but being around guys has taught me a few codes: 1. Your guy’s ex, mother, babe, or sisters are off limit. They are not your friend. But a bro’s ex can be a fair game, if she was the one who initiated it or you got permission from your bro. 2. No hoes before bros. 3. All guys must have each other backs especially in public, his fight is your fight. You can correct or ask questions later in private. 3. Never make fun or talk negative about a bro just to entertain the girls at the table. 4. If a bro teaches you the game, never play it against him. 5. The stronger the friendship the meaner the insults. 6. If you score a goal, don’t be quick to celebrate with the team. Wait until VAR confirms it’s your goal. 7. You don’t compete with your guys, you build with them. 8. Whatever was shared in trust, must never leave your lips even during a fight. 9. Don’t feed a horse you don’t ride. Be kind, but don’t be a simp for women! 10. If a girl rejects your bro, it’s a rejection for all. You and the crew should not go after her, even if she’s Rihanna.

INTERVIEWS Dos And Don'ts. If you are invited for a job interview, at the entrance of the gate or within the Organization's premises: 1.Politely greet everybody. I have seen MDs and Managers disguise and stand at the gate to observe interviewees. 2. Do not go inside and start charging your phone or begin to look for where to charge your phone. 3. Do not go inside and begin to chat with your phone or make unnecessary calls. Put the phone inside your bag. They could be monitoring you through the camera. 4. Avoid too much talk with fellow interviewees. Don't go there and begin to argue about the government of the day, escalated food prices and even lack of employment opportunities. Just be calm and positive. 5. Don't start praying and speaking in tongues to demonstrate your religiosity and closeness to God. Pray at home before going. 6. If they offer you Tea or food, Please reject it politely and thank them. You can take after the interview. If you take that Tea or food, you are out 7. Don't chew gum, biscuit or anything. Go with a book and be reading it 8. Never criticise your previous employer 9. If you see somebody you know in the Organization either as a staff or a fellow interviewee, greet him officially. Avoid creating an impression that you know 'em 10. Do not appear too poor, helpless and inferior before the interviewer. Forget about Kenyan problems, your personal and family problems. Focus on the job. 11. After the interview, put up a smiling face, thank them and leave In most cases, interviewers assess and score interviewees by the factors above and not necessarily by the answers they provide on paper. They'll train you eventually to do the job if they employ you.

Where I play ball, there’s this woman who shows up every Saturday morning with chilled zobo and tigernut drink. She shares it to everyone for free, no money, no stress. Naturally, everybody likes her. It was only today I found out she’s actually the wife of the man who owns the pitch. That “free” drink? It’s strategy. It keeps all of us coming back every weekend, and once you’re there, you’re already spending. Each player pays 3kpa to play, bottled water is 5H, and before you know it, you’ve spent close to 5k. Now she’s taken it a step further, she just launched a side business at the same pitch. She sells and rents out boots, sells jerseys, socks, bibs… everything you need to play. And she’s making serious money from it. In simple terms… She gave us free drinks, built loyalty, then positioned herself to collect the money in every other way. Smart Igbo woman business move😂

My mother refused to come for my omugwo because I married a poor man. I’ve been married for 6 years now… and she has never visited me once. My younger sister married a rich man, now she’s the favourite. My mother practically lives with her. Even before my wedding, she was against my marriage. In her defence, she married a poor man too… and 35 years later, she still regrets it. So to her, she was “protecting” me. However, the truth is that not everyone will marry a wealthy man. When my sister and I got pregnant around the same time, she was 6 months… I was already 9 months. Yet, my mother chose to stay with her. She said she couldn’t leave a duplex to come and stay in my “face me, I slap you” house. I explained it was a room and parlour… She said there’s no difference. I told her we had AC — she said the generator noise would disturb her. I said we had solar — she said “What if there’s no light?” Then she finally said, “It’s tradition for me to stay with the younger one first.” I didn’t argue again. I gave birth alone. That day, something in me changed. Not anger… not even pain anymore. Just acceptance. I stopped expecting anything from her. Now, 6 years later… she still hasn’t visited. But my child is growing, my home is peaceful, and my “poor man” treats me like I matter. Sometimes, what looks like rejection… is just life redirecting your expectations.

How I Spent My First Salary! When I received my first salary as the photographer to the Governor, I didn’t need to think twice about what to do with it. I had been taught from the beginning, “your first salary is your first fruit” And this particular one came in January… the first month of the year. It felt sacred. Set apart. I had already made up my mind that every kobo would go back to God. But then… something stirred in my heart. Quietly, without telling anyone, I went to the bank and withdrew everything. Every single naira. I held it in my hands, but I knew it wasn’t mine to keep. I called my pastor. “Sir… I feel led to do something different. I want to give everything to my dad… and by February which is the following month I will give my first fruit.” There was a brief silence. Then he said, “I trust your heart. Go ahead.” That was all the confirmation I needed. I went home that day without any prior notice. My dad had no idea I was coming. No idea why I came. I called him into his room. And in that moment… I felt it deeply; my mum wasn’t there. She wasn’t there to witness this. I would have presented the envelop to both of them, That alone broke something in me so hard. With my eyes also soaked with tears, I placed the envelope in his hands. He looked at me… confused at first. Then he opened it. And everything changed. My strong and composed father, became emotional. He held the money, but more than that, he held the moment. And then he prayed. Not just words… but deep, weighty prayers. The kind that cover generations. The kind that follow you into your future. I will never forget those prayers. As I turned to rush back to the office, he called me back. What he said next shifted the trajectory of my life. “I am not going to spend this money,” he said. “There’s a plot of land… and I want you to buy it.” I almost laughed. Me? Land? With this? I told him I didn’t have that kind of money. But he looked at me and said, “This is your first deposit. You will complete it… little by little.” ₦20,000. ₦50,000. ₦100,000. As you can. Just start. And I did. Six months later… I became a landowner. The salary I was ready to “let go of” became the seed of something far bigger than I imagined. My father didn’t just receive my gift, he multiplied it into legacy. Ba’Ayo Thank you for seeing what I couldn’t see. Thank you for guiding me with wisdom and love. Thank you for those prayers, I am still standing in them. I will always miss you. I love you… deeply, endlessly. Rest in perfect peace, Baami💔

I interviewed people for Shell for years. Here’s how to get in. 🧵 These tips will help you for other O&G companies too because they basically copy each other. Same concepts. Different buzz words.

MEN STOP THESE THINGS 1. Stop taking beer 2. Stop taking surgery drinks 3. Stop smoking 4. Stop sharing different partners 5. Stop wasting your money on betting 6. Stop using money to impress or win a lady's love 7. Stop eating noodles Start: 1. Eating more fruits 2. Choosing homemade meals 3. Drinking plenty of water 4. Exercising regularly 6. Using protection if you’re sexually active Small daily choices shape your health, your finances, and your future.

I saw a missed call from my dad at 2:17am. I didn’t call him back. I told myself, “It’s late; I’ll call him in the morning.” By the time I woke up, there were six missed calls. And one message from my uncle: “Call me ASAP.” My heart dropped. I rang him. He picked up and paused for a few seconds before saying, “Your dad has been asking for you; he’s not responding any more.” I rushed to the hospital, praying the whole way. When I arrived, he was lying still with his eyes closed, machines silent. The nurse said softly, “He kept saying your name before he passed.” That 2:17am call? That was the last time my phone would ever ring with his name on it. Now I answer every call from my loved ones, No matter the time. Because sometimes “later” becomes “never.” If this touched you, call someone you love today. ❤️

THE BIBLE HAS THE BEST RELATIONSHIP ADVICE Many people are searching for love, asking questions, going from one relationship to another… yet ignoring the greatest manual ever given—THE WORD OF GOD. The truth is simple: If your relationship is not built on God’s principles, it will struggle no matter how strong the feelings are. 📖 The Bible already showed us what true love looks like: “Charity suffereth long, and is kind… beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things.” — 1 Corinthians 13:4–7 Love is not just feelings. Love is patience. Love is sacrifice. Love is consistency. 📖 God established the foundation of relationships from the beginning: “Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.” — Genesis 2:24 This means: A real relationship requires commitment, separation from distractions, and unity. 📖 The Bible teaches partnership, not competition: “Two are better than one… For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow.” — Ecclesiastes 4:9–10 Stop looking for someone to complete you. Find someone who will walk with you. 📖 Communication matters: “A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.” — Proverbs 15:1 Some relationships are dying not because of lack of love… but because of careless words. 📖 The standard for men: “Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it.” — Ephesians 5:25 That is sacrificial love. Not control. Not pride. Not ego. 📖 The standard for women: “…and the wife see that she reverence her husband.” — Ephesians 5:33 That is honor and respect. 📖 Your character will determine your relationship: “The fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness…” — Galatians 5:22–23 If you don’t have peace within you, you cannot build peace with someone else. 📖 Not every relationship is from God: “Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers…” — 2 Corinthians 6:14 Some connections will destroy your destiny if you ignore discernment. 📖 And most importantly—learn forgiveness: “Forbearing one another, and forgiving one another… even as Christ forgave you.” — Colossians 3:13 No relationship survives without forgiveness. Love without God becomes confusion. Attraction without character becomes destruction. Connection without purpose becomes frustration. If you want a relationship that lasts, build it on God’s Word. Don’t just pray for the right person… BECOME the right person. 🙏 May God heal every broken heart, restore every struggling relationship, and align you with His perfect will. In Jesus’ name. Amen.

You win in life by being ok with people: • not liking you • disagreeing with you • not inviting you • wishing you’d fail • thinking you’re wrong • misunderstanding you • underestimating you • talking behind your back • forgetting you • replacing you • ignoring your success • doubting your intentions • moving on without you The real victory is knowing that none of these diminish your worth. Your peace comes from within, not from the shifting opinions of others.

God can move you to pray. God can stirr you to pray. God can grace you to pray. God can put you in a praying church. God can give you a praying circle. But God won't likely make you actually start praying. That remains your decision. You must be the one to drop the phone. You must be the one to shut the laptop. You must be the one to turn off the TV. You must be the one to end the call. You must be the one to withdraw. You must be the one to decide if God is worth your time. Make that decision today.

Recently, a lady I had history with reached out to me and asked why I blocked her on social media. I explained honestly… and then I told her I would be blocking her number too. The moment she replied, I blocked her and deleted her number immediately. Not because I hate her. Not because I’m proud. But because I know myself… and I know what God has delivered me from. If I entertained that conversation, if I kept it “normal,” I would slowly find myself going back to where I came from. And it took me too long to be free from immorality to play with that fire again. This time, I understand something deeper: I have a destiny to protect. I am no longer overconfident in myself thinking “nothing will happen.” That kind of mindset is dangerous. I know a born-again guy who used to boast about his self-control. He would boldly say he could stay in the same room with a woman, even sleep on the same bed, and nothing would happen. He even mocked others, saying they had “spoiled minds.” It wasn’t long… he impregnated a lady. That’s how subtle overconfidence is. The moment you think you are above falling, you are already at risk. The Bible says in 1 Corinthians 10:12, “Let him who thinks he stands take heed lest he fall.” When it comes to sexual purity, Scripture never told us to prove strength… it told us to run. 1 Corinthians 6:18 says, “Flee sexual immorality.” Not manage it. Not explain it. Not negotiate with it. Flee. Joseph didn’t stay to prove a point when he was tempted. Genesis 39:12 says he left his garment and ran. Sometimes, the real victory is in walking away fast. --- Let me say something many people don’t like to hear: No one just “falls” into sin instantly. It is a process. A conversation… A memory… A moment of curiosity… A thought entertained too long… Then before you realize it, you are already deep in it. That’s why Proverbs 4:23 says, “Guard your heart with all diligence, for out of it flow the issues of life.” If the heart is not guarded, the life will not stand. Even David didn’t fall in one day. In 2 Samuel 11, it started with being in the wrong place… looking at the wrong thing… entertaining the wrong desire… and then acting on it. Sin grows in stages. So wisdom says: cut it early. --- Another truth I’ve learned: Don’t ever say, “I can never do that.” Whether it is immorality, pornography, or masturbation… don’t speak from pride. Instead, speak from humility and dependence on God. Because as long as you are alive, you must stay watchful. Jesus Himself taught us to pray in Matthew 6:13, “Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.” That means there are places you are not designed to handle without consequences. So we don’t just pray for strength in temptation… We pray for grace not to be exposed to it. --- And let’s be honest: People struggling with things like masturbation didn’t just wake up there. It started somewhere. That’s why we don’t judge. We stay humble. Galatians 6:1 says, “…considering yourself lest you also be tempted.” If not for God’s grace, anyone can fall. --- This journey is not about acting strong. It is about staying submitted. It is about setting boundaries. It is about cutting off what needs to be cut off. It is about choosing God daily, even when it is uncomfortable. 2 Timothy 2:22 says, “Flee youthful lusts; but pursue righteousness, faith, love, peace…” You don’t just run away from sin… You run toward God. --- At the end of the day, some doors you close not because you hate people… But because you love your future. Some connections you cut not because you are proud… But because you are serious about your walk with God. --- Stay humble. Stay watchful. Stay dependent on God. Because the goal is not just to start well… It is to finish well. 1 Corinthians 9:27 says, “I discipline my body and bring it into subjection…” May God give us the wisdom to flee. May He give us the grace to stand.

I told my dad, who has been living in the U.S. for many years, that I needed foodstuffs for school. I didn’t even ask him for money at first because my mum usually handles my expenses and school needs. After we spoke, he later sent me $5,000. To confirm how I used it, he asked me to take pictures of what I bought, which I did. But then he called me and questioned if that was really what I spent the entire $5,000 on. I explained that things are expensive here in Nigeria and the money wasn’t even enough. After that, he got upset, blocked me on WhatsApp, and even told my mum to stop supporting me.

NEVER DRINK THESE LIKE THIS! WARNING: 1. Water – Don’t chug 1L at once overloads kidneys 2. Coffee – Don’t drink on empty stomach spikes cortisol 3. Energy drinks – Don’t mix with alcohol stresses heart 4. Milk – Don’t drink if lactose intolerant causes bloating 5. Fruit juice – Don’t drink daily high sugar spikes insulin 6. Soda – Don’t drink before bed destroys sleep quality 7. Alcohol – Don’t drink dehydrated worsens hangovers 8. Protein shakes – Don’t replace whole meals long-term 9. Tea – Don’t drink immediately after meals blocks iron absorption 10. Cold water – Don’t drink during meals slows digestion 11. Smoothies – Don’t overload with sugar fruits still spike glucose 12. Bottled water – Don’t store in heat releases chemicals 13. Pre-workout – Don’t exceed 400 mg caffeine/day 14. Coconut water – Don’t overdrink high potassium imbalance 15. Sparkling water – Don’t overconsume causes bloating 16. Detox drinks – Don’t rely on them your liver already detoxes Drink smart. Hydrate with purpose.