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gifs when the joke is time sensitive

You will be tempted to show that you are doing well, but it is important you resist the urge to perform for an audience that don’t matter. It’s very unnecessary.

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😂 every time the country goes to shit, this tweet starts getting numbers. Pepani a malawi

Tipezeni opposite the airport. 20k per night.😉 We’ve got a kitchen and drinks as well The pool is a working progress

Not a single April fool’s joke today because we are living in a joke

Gang, are we sure the manufacturers of Nyika bottled water want us to open their water?

A coworker died yesterday morning😭. ​HR knew by 9 :00 AM, but they kept us working all day. They finally told us around 4 :30 PM, then had the nerve to say, "You can head home early if you need to"—knowing we all finish at 5: 00 PM anyway. ​This morning, it’s back to "business as usual." Some of my friends are literally sobbing at their desks, but they’re expected to work and be productive. No time to grieve. ​It’s a cold reality. Within a week, the company will have his job posted online. Within a month, someone else will be sitting in his chair. ​But his family ,his children will still talk about him every day,they will ask where is daddy , His wife will mourn him for ages ,he was the love of her life . ​At work, we are just a "resource" that can be replaced in a week. At home, we are the world. Stop giving your best energy to a desk that will forget you, and giving the "leftovers" to the people who never will.

people will disrespect you at the bottom, ignore you in the middle, & hate you at the top. you'll never get everyone's approval. so just do you.

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Unfortunately I only miss people when I’m bored, lmao I’ve never in my life been having a good time and missed someone.

Adulting still have these players on the bench😭😭😭

There was a time yoti olo mkazi oti akufilla ndimamuika panja coz I was just too broke... I really lost good girls, but when I looked at my situation at that time, that seemed like the best way to go. Some girls thought I was closed off koma ayi, maluzi bas. Mulungu ndi wabwino

small trend wey we dey do una wan use am come out of the closet

Trusting a woman you took from another nigga qualifies you for a disability check.

53. No changes at the break and little chances so far this half - Kante has been everywhere all game, if we can bypass him we might be in business! 🔵 0-1 🦁 #ManCity | mancity.com

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff

90% of my L’s came from making sure someone else was okay.