John Doe

Average lifespan of a whitetail deer is 4.5 years. Average lifespan of 2 whitetail deer is 4.5 years. During copulation of two star-sucker pygmy octopuses, the male grasps the female and inserts the hectocotylus into the female's mantle cavity where fertilization usually occurs

Y'all know when you live in a white, middle-class suburban neighborhood and those kids are just having too much fun outside.

Y'all know when you go downstairs at 2am, you look both ways before going back up.

Y'all know when you shit you keep wiping til there's barely any color left, but when you SHIT you wipe til that paper come out whiter than before it went in.

My sleep paralysis demon is a happier, more asleep version of me.

My bitch Alexa didn't respond when I said her name so I dismantled her and sold her for her individual parts.

Y'all know when you're high as hell and you just start falling because you're actually 903 meters in the air.

Sharks got more teeth than 16 African openbill storks.

I have arrived.