Derren Brown

Thank you to the very nice lady and man at the Belfast Easy Jet airport for working out how to get this mind master back home despite losing his passport.

Dear cafés. No-one wants your homemade baked beans.

Thank you Belfast! Here all week… Derren Brown’s Mind Bending Spectacle Leaves Belfast Questioning Reality gnimag.com/single-post/de…

Only Human is coming to the West End! Tickets go on public sale tomorrow at derrenbrown.co.uk

For any of you left on X… join the thing at derrenbrown.co.uk

Love to all from Canterbury, where I’m doing Only Human at the Marlowe. There’s an especially delightful Oxfam bookshop on the high street. Currently full of especially delightful bookish misfits. What a lovely city.

Thank you! No-spoiler review to whet and urge. Here in Bradford all week. Tix at derrenbrown.co.uk/shows/only-hum… Derren Brown: Only Human – Review – Bradford Alhambra - On: Yorkshire Magazine on-magazine.co.uk/arts/yorkshire…

Took my camera out after a long break. A gorgeous murmuration last night over Eastbourne pier. Here all week with Only Human and there are tickets left. Love from the seaside. #streetphotography

Tickets, I should I suppose add, to such a thing, if you wanted one, ir even two, on derrenbrown.co.uk

Thank you John! Blackpool today and tomorrow, then Eastbourne next week… Reviewing The Arts UK-wide: Theatre Review Derren Brown Blackpool Grand Theatre Blackpool number9reviews.blogspot.com/2026/02/theatr…

Magic show!

Southampton this week! We’re on the road… Derren Brown's mind-bending show at Mayflower Theatre | Daily Echo dailyecho.co.uk/news/25844057.…

Oops, that sounded like I am getting married, which I am not, as far as I know.

After the last night of Showman, when everyone had left, I performed the ring-on-glass effect for the final time, for myself, with my Dad’s wedding ring. I’ve kept it, linked onto on the glass, ever since. Gotta break it today so I can get the ring resized to wear. Big day.

Shout out to this person on eBay. I think ‘one million pounds’ has a nice ring to it. Check out Derren Brown - Notes from a Fellow Traveller SIGNED hardback. 2nd Edition. ebay.us/m/UKeR5r #eBay via @eBay_UK

I see that my Confessions of a Conjuror is on a ninety-nine pee Kindle deal this month. Ninety-nine! Perhaps a nice Christmas gift for a least-loved friend or relative. amazon.co.uk/Confessions-Co…

Hotel peeve #28. The Do Not Disturb/Make Up My Room sign that insists on being coy and opaque. Been staring at my sign, turning it over and over, wondering whether I am ‘Loving it here!’ or ‘Currrently Offline!’…FFS.

Doodle assumes an unnecessarily conventual pose, suggesting a lifelong vow of thankless self-denial and service to the community, upon waking and being told that it is not yet time for chick-chocks.

Book-writing today, and a nice man at the next table took this picture of me and The Cardinal.