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i ain’t cheating but im ngl you can’t see my phone

nic buzz lasts like a minute but its the nicest feeling ever

Life was so peak back then.

They still have no idea 😭😭

Years went by like minutes

Rest Mbappe against Bayern, need him at 100% for Girona. 💪

🚨💣 BREAKING: Mbappe played the whole match with a VIBRATOR turned ON. This was suggested by the medical team, to help his knee's movements. @RCMSport

just peeped barca’s next 5 fixtures

🚨🚨BREAKING: Real Madrid's medical team have operated Rodrygo's WRONG KNEE. He is set to undergo surgery AGAIN tomorrow. @RCMSport

🚨🇪🇸 ARDA GULER SCORES FROM HIS OWN HALF TO MAKE IT FOUR FOR REAL MADRID! 🤯 Real Madrid 4-1 Elche. x.com/vjedgyfox/stat…

if you alt tab while in fullscreen 4:3 on Counter Strike your pc will try to mine ethereum for 5 seconds first

🗣️ BRADAR PLS MAKE LOGO FOR MY COMPANY: "SURGER BEX" OK BRADAR 👍 I MAKE THIS IN STOCKIMG AI ✅ BUT WAIT THERE IS RED UNDERLINE 👇⁉️⁉️ MAYBE THIS IS "BURGER"... AND THIS IS "SE–" 😳😱⌨️💥 BRADAR WHAT IS THIS COMMENT?!?!! DELETE DELETE DELETE!!! 😱😱🤬‼️‼️‼️ #Burger #BradarBurger

VINI JR WHAT A GOAL! 🤯 x.com/MHHHD__1/statu…

twitter scroll sesh after a successful Barça hate watch

prime ronaldo was absolutely mental man

trying not to snack after 8pm

This, and, Ronaldo winning the World Cup in July