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My definition of wealth ✨

When u see the ppl who were popular in high school again

17 pimple patches is crazy like just go wash ya fuckin face

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal idk

commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on everyone’s family christmas photos

I wanna sit on the moon & dangle my feet rn

ur coworker is not Hot they’re just within 10 ft of u 40 hrs/week

"I gotta pee again" LMFAOOO

a little girl calling me pretty is like getting elected president y’all wouldn’t get it

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning

how are we meant to live laugh love in these conditions

My mom be like “what happened to yo lil friend” mom FUCK that hoe

not liking your girlfriend’s instagram post is like shooting her point blank in the face with a rifle

i’m doing a new challenge called Sunday November 17th. It’s where I try to make it through every hour of Sunday November 17th.

you know what they say