Dayvona Hogan

Me April 22: One ticket please Clerk: For what movie? Me: #michaelmovie

me when someone tells me to do something but im already doing it

life after changing the sheets, tidying up your room, taking a shower, and doing skincare

socialised with multiple people on both Saturday and Sunday

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we’re playing.

20 YEARS AGO, ON THIS DAY

How it feels to say "lemme see" after they showed everyone but you

y’all lucky i wasn’t in the club when this was out

IDC THAT ITS ALMOST 10:30PM IM FINNA THROW SUM ON THE GRILL

when you just randomly start crying because you miss Michael Jackson

Michael B. Jordan was able to name every Black person who has won an Oscar for Best Actor/Actress for 2 reasons: 1) He is a beautifully humble man who shows genuine reverence and gratitude for those who came b4 him. 2) There have only been 6 Black winners. He is #7… in 98 yrs.

This woman has never looked bad ever since I knew her.

When they've already explained it to me three times and I still don't get it

Michael B. Jordan pulls up with his family at the #Oscars .

I have no idea how big a medium shirt should be anymore. Could mean anything

When i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7 pm

the way making a mistake at work feels like the world is ending

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

my sister is dating a guy named trey so every time i see him i wish him good luck at his basketball game tomorrow and every time he tells me he doesn't play basketball and doesn't know why i keep saying that