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as a guy, you & your homeboy should not be inlove at the same time cuz you’ll always need someone thinking straight to caution you when u don dey miss road

One of the cleaners at my former place of work, always with his Earpiece listening to music while he cleans, i greet everyone at the office like we're pals, hand shake and a "guy hug", eveyone, at the end of most months , i go around giving some of the cleaners 2k each or 1k depending on how much of my salary I've spent before e enter, including the security guys too, i do this because i know how much they earn, and i can tell you its not enough to survive in Lagos, Fast forward to about 6 years later, i had left the organization and i was part of a committee organizing an event for some executives for a retreat at a very nice resort here in Lagos, i never met the manager in person , but we spoke on the phone e few times and i was on the call most of the times with the concierge team. The day we brought the team, the concierge personel was introducing eveyone to the team, and a tall fine gentle man walked in and she said "oh here's our Manager, before i could even open my hand for a handshake, he screamed my name, hugged carried me off my feet, i was still trying to figure out who he was, and he said its me( called his name) , i couldn't believe it , he was the same cleaner guy at my former place of work, now a whole manager?!!!. I hugged him and carried him this time , i was super excited. Apparently while he was a cleaner he was also finishing at National open university, he told how he's always looking forward to the 2k from me every month.😁 . To cut the long story short, i got 70% discount on everything i did, the room, the food i paid almost nothing. 😁. God can lift anyone from anywhere, never look down on anyone , i treat eveyone with same respect.

I fell in love with this quote: "No matter your age, you'll always wish you started younger, but today is the youngest you'll ever be. So start today."

Una go dey use fancy terms to call yourselves whores😂

Y'all can literally build one lmao

must be nice to be able to let things go, unfortunately everything that has ever happened to me never leaves my mind

alright man

I will forever be an "eat something for me" guy

🎙️🚨| Alexia Putellas on their win against Real Madrid Femenino: “ To be honest , we need new rivals”

"someone"

Time to go meet doctor strange, I can’t keep being in this Saps time loop

Iran 🇮🇷 is crazy bro 😂😂😂😂 Iran 🇮🇷 dedicated one of its ballistic missiles at Israel to Jesus Christ, liters bro 😂😂😂 And they inscribed it, “In revenge for all Christ’s suffering.” A Muslim country bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂

“who this dick belong to” babe I don’t wanna talk ab her rn

Every time we’ve reached a Europa League quarter-final, we’ve gone on to win the competition (7/7) 🏆 #UEL

sun is alone too, but still shines.

I killed myself 50 times in my head this month and it’s only march 28

Girls act like being liked by them is some type of lottery pick,Girl,fxck you.

Ronaldo doesn’t have any international campaign where he was better than 16 year old Lamine Yamal

I hope you make enough money to get out of situations you hate.

The concept of "UCL" being represented by a guy who has never won a UCL.