Friday night and Michigan Basketball advances to the elite 8 and I get to hate watch MSU getting curb stomped as fall asleep on brand new pillows. Vibes are immaculate.
MSU CBB fans to start every season:
“Tom Izzo is too elite and this roster is too stacked.”
MSU fans every March after another early tournament exit:
“I can’t believe Izzo was able to drag this 💩 roster to another tournament appearance. He’s the 🐐!!”
Every. Single. Time.
Watching Gary Oldman crack up at fart sounds dubbed into his own scenes and laughing until he’s in tears might just be the purest joy you’ll see all day.
We shot on milk crates and nailed them to a telephone pole. If you really want to test your basketball dedication, cut a hole in a milk crate.
Watch my interview with Jabari Young:
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Michigan is the number 1 sports school in the WORLD.
I don’t know shit about basketball, but I know no one can touch these fellas when they’re on!
It’s great to be a Michigan Wolverine.