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@voidedintern Sugarfish has soy sauce on every table. Why would he make that part up?

Elon Musk reveals the moment his son Saxon left an entire sushi restaurant speechless "I was living in L.A., and I took my older boys out for lunch to Sugarfish, which is a very kind of uptight sushi restaurant. In fact, on the menu of the restaurant, it says, do not ask for soy sauce, because the chef has put the right amount of soy sauce." "So, like, extremely strict sushi restaurant. And so the waiter is going around asking everyone what they want and then it comes to Saxon and Saxon says I'll have a cheeseburger." "And the waiter takes a moment to recover because no one ever asked for a cheeseburger at this very strict sushi restaurant. It took him like 30 seconds to realize he'd just been asked for a cheeseburger, because you're not even allowed to ask for soy sauce." "So then when he finally recovered, he said, we don't have cheeseburgers. And Saxon goes at the top of his voice, what? Like, what kind of restaurant doesn't have cheeseburgers? He says, fine, I'll have a hamburger."

“Keegan Bradley” is the whitest sounding name I have ever heard in my life.

I knew E-40 was rapping about real life when he said “I used to get beat with racing car tracks”. That’s way too specific of an item to get beat with to not be true

@mistamonotone 🖊️ =🖍️😔

Not watching this, but he doubled down on those kindergarten bars?

@9mmsmg “Giving you money makes me Wanna cum.” Is top 3 Cage lines ever.

It's difficult to explain to people who are not Nicolas Cage fans that he is simultaneously one of the best and worst actors living today.

Your 🖊️ Is a 🖍️. 🤦🏻‍♂️

@mistamonotone “Your pen is a crayon” Is like getting punched in the face, kicked in the nuts and stabbed in the heart all at once.

Your lyrics ain't deep enough for the concept, big dog. Your pen is a crayon. That snippet is disgusting. Stick to the rivers & the lakes that you used to.

I never had any problem identifying with on screen characters who did not look like me.

Were people always this convinced their subjective opinion on movies/acting were objective truths?

@emoniFela We have much to discuss. Glad to hear you’re on the other side of it now.

@DjAsIs lonnng story ill share with you ~ but had a rough August accident sat me down for Months. all is well now, in that final stretch 🙏🏽🤎. thought about you a bunch !

i’ve really gotta reach out to a lot of people, almost thru recovery & cant wait to reunite with @DjAsIs for starters

@Benaskren He might be an average wrestler but he’s a great takedown artist.

That was me being generous about his record. It’s on wrestlestat

If you worked with a person who constantly talked about how great they were at their job. How they were the best at everything. And about how anyone who disagreed with them was a loser and unpatriotic you would probably hate that person.

Rage baiting is thirst trapping for the aesthetically impaired.

Final score 11-10

2026 Jay-Z will drop an album out of nowhere.

Why is FYP a deleted tweet reply every 3 posts?

This is about to be one of those crazy news weeks. I can feel it.

Kanye’s verse on The Joy is one of his best for sure!

“When it's war, it'll be war to the bitter end If they ever say we lose, I start it again.” @50cent really meant that.