Doctor Memester

@nickshirleyy @GovPressOffice If they're doggin ya, they're scared of ya.

@GovPressOffice Enjoy your night Excited for you guys to see the new video tomorrow :) Set your alarm for 9AM EST The nation will see who the dumb ones are tomorrow 🤝

@ABC I just typed this tweet a few minutes ago on another post: x.com/DoctorMemester…

A Texas man is at large after allegedly killing a woman who was eight months pregnant with his baby, according to authorities. Read more: abcnews.link/dKq0ccx

@unlimited_ls The only thing more dangerous in this world than a black male between the ages of 15 and 30 is multiple black males between the ages of 15 and 30.

NEW: 15-year-old boy killed in suspected gang-related shooting at a NYC park where he often played basketball Police found Jaden Pierre, 15, with a gunshot wound to his torso. He was taken to Jamaica Hospital, where he later died Video shows a fight between two teens while a larger group filmed the confrontation on their phones A gunshot is then heard, causing the crowd to scatter in panic Investigators believe the teen may have been the intended target and are examining whether the shooting was gang-related No arrests have been made, and the investigation remains ongoing

@betteroffless @DEADLINE no one cares what french people think

@DoctorMemester @DEADLINE no one cares if you watch this or not

FOCKER-IN-LAW at #CinemaCon: Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller take the stage and exchange jokes. "She's probably the single most talented screen partner I've been lucky to share the screen with." - De Niro says of Ariana Grande "In a way, she's kind of like the new Ben Stiller" - Stiller said. "She got an Oscar nomination. How many of those do you have?" - De Niro responds

@BarakRavid @Cernovich wtf I love democrats

🚨40 out of 47 Senate Democrats voted tonight against supplying bulldozers to the Israeli military 🚨36 out of 47 Senate Democrats voted against supplying bombs to IDF 🚨Not one Democratic Senator considering running for president voted tonight in favor of arms sales to Israel

@CruisingFag @DEADLINE You should be deported tomorrow at 8AM.

@DoctorMemester @DEADLINE Your mother bitch.

@mikel_favreau @DEADLINE As if that isn’t.

@DoctorMemester @DEADLINE Go ahead. Brain Rot

@dmsjjejf @DEADLINE You’re too old for cartoons.

@DoctorMemester @DEADLINE “I'd rather watch AI slop than this.”

@0hour1 Jesus wouldn't even look at people? It's like you don't understand Christianity at all.

You Jew hating bastards have no room to talk about Jesus Christ anyway. Jesus wouldn't even look at you.

@Breaking911 A black dude would have stripped it for parts.

A man in Los Angeles found humor in the moment after stopping to help a stranded delivery robot. Video from Daniel Oh shows him getting out of his car, approaching the tipped-over robot named Tasha, and lifting it back upright.

@realpeteyb123 Michael Blurry says PLTR sucks so it dumps. The President of the United States is countering with his own PR. Funny thing is Michael Blurry is winning.

Why the hell is the president adding the stock symbol? Cmon man…. This is all soooooo embarrassing.

@LangmanVince DiabetesDiabetesDiabetes

What's a better name for this sorority?

@QueenAnticommie Tip for the girls: You already look hot enough just shooting the gun. Save the low cut top cleavage reveal for later. 🤪

This exact same thing happened to me before, it took me a minute to get what happened!

@TLisFearless @spencerpratt @Caitlyn_Jenner @TomiLahren Spencer Pratt has the vote of men who pretend they are men. He just might win LA.

🗳️ @spencerpratt has @Caitlyn_Jenner's vote for LA Mayor @TomiLahren gets the full scoop 👇youtu.be/RHBuDDVdxMY

@CinemaTweets1 "No commercials, no mercy" is the best line.

Anchorman is 22 years old but still holds up incredibly well. I miss this era of comedy. I think studios have put more of their focus on horror films and less focus on comedies like this in the last handful of years. I still hold out hope that comedy will rise again in Cinema.

@GenZPatriotz @disclosetv *struck

@disclosetv Can’t wait to get drone striked for speaking out against jewish supremacy

JUST IN - Trump: "Palantir Technologies (PLTR) has proven to have great war fighting capabilities and equipment."

@disclosetv The stock was dumping and this tweet has stopped the bleeding.

@GuntherEagleman @RepNancyMace Just last year, Donald Trump said we need to move on from it. Like, what?

@RepNancyMace She was on point!

When Melania Trump speaks with such grace and poise, the world listens. Justice for the victims of Jeffrey Epstein.

@NYMag Put her on the No Fly List.

Natasha Lyonne was reportedly escorted off a Delta flight for not listening to the flight attendants shortly after appearing at the ‘Euphoria’ season-three premiere. vulture.com/article/natash…