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@MarsUKNews Been trying to enter your Sweepstakes competition (TheSweepStake.com) but there is an error with your webpage. Can't enter comp. & can't contact u thru website either. Been down for 2 days now. R U aware of problem? Please sort it out.

@roxiqt Well i'll be damned - by your chart I come out as "human" - been called a lot of things in my time, but human isn't one of them! I'm 5ft3" (& a half - the half is very important) - my boyfriend says that makes me a PORG (Person Of Restricted Growth) but I quite like being a porg!

Furthermore, when boyfriend complained about being asked same question 3 times (4 every single question), woman on other end of phone said "would u like me 2 call u back another time?" BF said "no, why?" She said "well u r being very rude!" NO he wasn't: he was just frustrated!

Following on from last tweet: he rang up & was asked every question 3 times: no joke - he complained & was told they asked once 4 security & then again 4 another reason & yet again 4 another reason! No wonder people get frustrated with system #DisabilityRights #disability

My fella has epilepsy & sciatica (both chronic, lifelong conditions) & has been on DLA 4 long time now: he recently received form saying he had 2 apply 4 PIP instead & had 2 ring up by certain date or he'd lose his benefits (please read my next tweet as can't say all in this 1)!

@Svetlana1svetla OMG! Just watched it, soooo .... the boy can act, he can sing, and he plays killer sax!! He looks really different though: I kinda had this idea that he walked around in every day life looking a lot like Slink! Gonna have to go to NY to see What the Funk! now

@Dopium Have you watched Slink singing and playing sax? He can do both nicely ) I wish he had his top hat on )) youtube.com/watch?v=ycQoVg…

Ok, obviously my no.1 obsession right now is getting Blood Drive series 2 made, or failing that Blood Drive the movie, but if neither those are possible i've had a 3rd idea ... wait for it ... "Blood Drive: the musical!" I don't like musicals but Slink on stage? Perfect, right?!

@Svetlana1svetla I knew he was in the band What the Funk! but i've not seen or heard them yet. It's definitely on my to do list though! He should definitely perform as Slink though - that would be awesome! I'm gonna check out your link literally ... NOW!

@DMcDRecovery I feel ruptured but that's neither here nor hernia

@TheRealEGWallin @roxiqt @MikeOdenthal Four maybe, but no more than that.

@roxiqt @MikeOdenthal Hey I don't really get it, but this tweet might be just for non blondes?

@SarahKSilverman As 4 the NFL players facing fines 4 kneeling during the national anthem: I hope someone starts a crowd-funding page & everyone who backs their protest, & just as importantly their RIGHT to protest, gets behind it & shows support for the players by helping to pay these dumb fines

we all know now that it was fucked that Muhammad Ali, who publicly protested the Vietnam war, was kicked out of boxing for 3 yrs & fined $10k (which is $80k today + what he would’ve earned in 3 yrs of KOs). But Trump took the rich boy way out w no penalty. Who is the hero? twitter.com/nowthisnews/st…

@SarahKSilverman The Vietnam war was bad enough as it was: imagine having to fight alongside Trump - wouldn't wish that on anyone, so probably for the best that he copped out. That said, had he fought it would've given a whole new meaning to the term "Agent Orange"!

My dealers just informed me he's going away to the Caribbean for 6 days: i'm so glad i've been able to pay for him to have a break ... git.

@NicholeGunz @roxiqt I'm 39yrs old and still have a child's First Save account: I tried changing it to a current account but Lloyds say i'm just not responsible enough yet. They're probably right.

i opened a savings account in 2008 with a $25 deposit. i've watched the money grow over the last decade, and though i've been tempted, i've left it alone. now i have $27.96, enough to retire on. take note.

@MrJulianslink00 My vote's for the '71 Chevelle

@BillyIdol For all those wanting Billy to "say it", just remember: there's nothing fair in this world, baby ...

Looks like a lovely day in UK for Harry and Meghan’s wedding #royalwedding

@AudreyPorne I fuckin' knew I was missing out on something ... and now I know what it is!

Hot singles in your area meet at the end of the cul-de-sac every full moon, to drink blood under the flickering street light.

@wittelstephanie lol ... yep, nothing worse than a memoir being subjective!

@underalls But your mind remains free ... so long as u self-educate: read as much as u can (from a wide variety of sources), question everything u are told, and never ever believe everything the mainstream media tries to tell u!

I think i'm gonna be leading a fairly celibate life from now on: every time my boyfriend kisses me, our dog Ralph decides he has to get in on the act and gets between us both to join in the action (and yes, he uses tongue - the dog that is!)

Does anyone else have a dog who likes, not just sleeping on the bed, but actually UNDER the covers?! We've just rehomed a 6yr old Staffy (2wks ago) & in last wk he's started doing this a lot. Is there a reason or just 1 of his idiosyncracies? #dogs #dog #staffy #staffie