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Darren Patrick
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People don't realize how dangerous this peptide moment is. There are millions of people taking untested drugs with no manufacturing standards.
This is far worse than Thalidomide.
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This actually makes me nauseous.
If lulu does load their clothes with forever chemicals, they ought to be sued for everything they’ve got.
PFAs are linked to infertility, miscarriages, cancer, and hormone disruption. They are called "forever chemicals" because they contain super strong carbon-fluorine bonds that don't break down, persisting in the human body for decades and the environment for thousands of years.
They are enabling the chronic harm of millions of women.
I have been wearing lulu since I was thirteen, wear their leggings every day at the gym, along with millions of other girls. These chemicals should be CRIMINAL!
Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙@AlpacaAurelius
Wow…lulu lemon is being investigated for toxic chemicals in their polyester clothing We memed this into reality Make clothes natural again
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@BowTiedKong Have to throw an extra $50,000-100,000 here in Massachusetts to get a house haha
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Update:
Multiple offers
Told my guy to reach out to the other realtor and tell them I want a chance to match if they are leaning another way
I won't waive inspection, something else ridiculous, but if it comes down to $5k or $10k I'd like the opportunity to make that happen
Feels a little desperate but I don't want to lose a potentially great place because I didn't say anything and someone offered more earnest money and that was how they won
You'd be surprised what actually gets deals done (or not given your line of work)
I once negotiated a case dismissal based on someone taking down backyard lights. Didn't even know it was an issue until I was like "tell me how we all walk out of here today and never come back"
BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty@BowTiedKong
Gm Putting in offer this AM: $5k over Escalation rider up to almost another 10%, increments of $2,500 $5k earnest VA loan 45 day close Seller to be responsible for $0 of VA repairs Letter/story from me to them about why I want the house I really like the place but it’s also a house, there are other houses Had no idea how ghey the process is. Realtor suggested I basically say I’d pay whatever the VA suggests for repairs, even though the financing could fall through and I wouldn’t get that $$ back. That was a hard no 48 hours to accept, DGAF either way
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@SterlingCooley I have a Pulsetto. What a weird feeling that thing produces haha
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Your vagus nerve is essentially your body’s over-caffeinated intern who controls everything from your heartbeat to your lunch digestion.
Usually, this intern is napping on the job. When it slacks off, you end up feeling about as energetic as a soggy slice of toast.
But you can wake it up in 30 seconds without drinking a gallon of espresso.
Enter bone-conducting headphones. Think of them as a "secret knock" on your skull.
Instead of regular sound, they send tiny vibrations through your bones straight to your nervous system's headquarters. It’s a literal skull-buzz that tells your brain to stop panicking and start performing.
The "Hour of Power" protocol uses these frequencies to shift you from "I might faint" to "I could outrun a cheetah" in half a minute.
It’s a spa day for your nerves, delivered through your jawbone. Who knew your skeleton was actually a high-speed internet cable?
skool.com/vagus/activate…
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Twitter asked me for a password on my DMs this morning for some reason and then decided it wouldn’t accept the password so I spent ten minutes trying to get in only to finally see this shit
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Why the hell do people live in New Jersey?
It’s like the hemorrhoid of Americas anus.
View from hotel 😂
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Eric Swalwell has resigned. Eric, you did the right thing by resigning. However, don’t you dare say there weren’t grounds for your expulsion because there absolutely were. He made the correct decision, but there still needs to be a full-fledged criminal investigation. Based on what I’m hearing, he may go to jail.
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@BowTiedKong Also get a temporary fake tattoo on one of your hands to throw them off
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Pro tip:
if you are going to commit a felony, don't have an easily identifiable piece of clothing or haircut
It really should be all black with a mask
Don't commit felonies, but also...maybe don't have a bedazzled jacket on either
BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty@BowTiedKong
The joys of owning a commercial property in the midwest Last Monday: Kong, the heat is out. It is cold. Today: Kong, it is hot and the AC is not working. Heat worked but took a day, and the AC is now turned on but will take a day Problem solved Now back to watching body cam footage of a robbery
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@GuntherEagleman @LeaderJohnThune They picked him to do exactly what he's doing. Wasn't a mistake
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🚨HUGE MISTAKE: Making John Thune Senate Majority Leader.
Nearly 16 months in, and ZERO election integrity laws passed. Not one secure voting bill... Nothing!
Unacceptable. He is tagged.
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If/when the Supreme Court hands out birthright citizenship to Chinese birth tourists, we’ll experience the most staggering act of lawlessness, cowardice, vanity, and betrayal.
We’ll no longer be sovereign citizens.
We’ll become subjects of judicial supremacists.
Unacceptable.
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@60Minutes They get paid by the Government to help illegals eneter the Country with hopes that they'll come to church and guve them money the Government is handing them in aid. Double dipping
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“Our mass count within the Spanish masses in our archdiocese went down 30% from the year before. 30%. That's a lot. And it's all fear,” says Cardinal Robert McElroy of Washington, D.C. cbsn.ws/4teT97u
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Claims he “rarely uses BREAKING”
Community notes shits on him showing he does it an average of 20 times per day.
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@nypost Guy kills someone and does 20 days in jail. What a shithole California is
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Penthouse Pet was married to pornstar and involved in fatal car crash - before getting engaged to billionaire Eric Swalwell backer trib.al/4LyVwcy
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@DemzDeliver So the Colleges aren't going to charge anyone or anything money?
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🚨 HUGE: Janet Mills just signed a law making community college permanently free in Maine.
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Growing up I saw my dads dick a lot - hed get drunk and wander around with a shirt and pantless like porky pig - it was short but really girthy like a fleshy donut and as a kid I thought oh that’s what a grown ups dick looks like but I never saw another dick like that again
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@AB84 Thats if you take them to 5guys. $300 at a sit down restaurant
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Noticed a “hidden compartment” in my truck. Opened it. Apparently this isn’t the first time I have been in it
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