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@nikitabier @tszzl CAN U MAKE IT SO JOINING SPACES DOESN'T TURN THE PHONE IN2 A THERMONUCLEAR BOMB

@tszzl I go from most hated man on the app to hero every 48 hours. Just going to keep making the things people want.

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NORMA JEAN N KITTIE!? THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING WORTH GETTING KICKED IN THE SKULL DURING

@AThinksAloud WHOAH HANGON NOW THAT SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE TIMON N PUMBA TALKING

I’m taking tomorrow off work, so today is my Friday and I’m choosing to rest and relax and not worry about anything, even though I have a lot to worry about. Jesus told me not to worry. What if I actually did what He said for once? Just for a weekend. Gonna try it

@JDHaltigan GRAB ONE OF THESE JD WE CAN AT LEAST COUNT UP 2 9999

@JDHaltigan SWEEEEET

Chat GPT gives me nowhere near 30k based on this query. Why is that? >>>In the most recent Iranian uprising what is the most reliable and accurate estimate of the number of dissidents executed by the regime?<<<

@JDHaltigan Y DID U ASK AN LLM THEN

@drrollergator Precisely the point I was trying to make in original tweet which was a rhetorical question.

@JDHaltigan THAT'S WHAT GATOR SAID

@drrollergator Yes. And essentially neither does anyone outside of Iran.

@JDHaltigan ALSO CHATGPT IS AN LLM IT DOESN'T FUCKING KNOW

@JDHaltigan BECAUSE THE REGIME BUT A COMPLETE BLACKOUT ON ALL THE INTERNET 4 WEEKS N THEIR NUMBER IS LIKE 3K N SOME GROUP THAT ISN'T IN IRAN SAID 30K N NO OTHER GROUPS TRIED 2 COUNT

@scttfrnks @jessesingal ONE OF HIS FEW GOOD TAKES

If I knew how popular this would be I would have tagged @jessesingal for credit

@FamedCelebrity HOW CAN GATOR GET THIS MAGIC WINDFALL

Looks like Pentin was hacked.

@ConceptualJames TUCKER IS PHYSICALLY FIT? HE'S NOT A CHONKER BUT HE'S NO CHISELJAW

Know them by how they circle their wagons and have bizarre super straight fantasies inside the circle.

@SplexyWho @Breaking911 U TELL'EM BABE

@Breaking911 This video isn’t new. It was very viral when it first leaked so 0% chance ABC didn’t already know this video exists. They chose TFP specifically ~because~ she’s messy, and they thought it would bring drama, and it was kinda a really dumb choice

BREAKING: ABC cancels "The Bachelorette" after Taylor Frankie Paul's fight video. -TMZ

@drrollergator “Your Diners Club card was used to purchase 318 dollars worth of King Crab in Kyoto. Please call us ASAP if this was not you.”

OH SURE RIGHT AWAY PAL

AFRO MAN now controls all spice production in the imperium.

IS N E BODY CONCERNED THAT THERE IS 2 MUCH MADNESS IN MARCH ALREADY N THAT THESE SQUEAKY SQUEAKY HOOP SHOOTING GAMES NEED 2 B DELAYED