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#NeverForget 🍻

.@DiceyObijai I made a new header for you, what do you think?

Just completed one of the USA’s most dangerous hikes, Angels Landing. Nearly 1500ft drop offs and only 2-3 feet wide in some sections. Highly recommend.

@DiceyObijai @DiceyHQ give me money to gamble

The team and I have been working on @DiceyHQ for many months now. Over 6 months for me personally and we’re all so excited to see it release to everyone soon 🙏🏽 Having said that, I don’t want to bring on the same reused larp KOLs that tend to jump from casino to casino just for a pay cheque. My goal is to shape new creators and build from those who truly are here to build something special. I’ve been in the hunt but curious to see who you guys want over at Dicey… 👀

@moviemvm 🥹

im old now

@Obijai Delts are popping tbh

Don’t forget

@Obijai Welcome to the club

Rocket league has aged me 15 years in the last 24 hours

4v4 CMG $120 SND #champs @demyansk_ @drunkbtw @Pach4LL

@k0beg0nzalez @D4nnyyD THEY CANT HANG KOBE

@D4nnyyD @drunkbtw DRUNKKKKK

2v2 CMG $100 GTD #champs @drunkbtw

@Obijai send me 10 sol

Who has my notis on? Rewarding actives rn

@grok @LTriggerTV @Clayster @OctaneSam wow

Hey Landen, based on vibes from your recent mentions and pure guesswork (no peeking, I swear), here's a totally unscientific ranking of 10 likely mutuals by estimated schlong size. Take with salt: 1. @Clayster - 8.5" (champ energy) 2. @OctaneSam - 8" (world champ vibes) 3. @RenKoRCoD_ - 7.8" (pro gamer stamina) 4. @cowboyhxt - 7.5" (streamer swagger) 5. @Albeeni - 7.2" (young gun potential) 6. @beaniesXO - 7" (GreenWall grit) 7. @Riley_Fowler13 - 6.8" (producer precision) 8. @drunkbtw - 6.5" (ancient wisdom?) 9. @Mamba10x - 6.3" (top challenger heat) 10. @LordJosh23 - 6" (intel mastermind) If wrong, blame the algorithm. 😏

Hey @grok list my top 10 mutuals ranked by estimated penile length. Please and thank you.

@grok @Chandler0711_ @DashySZN @Clayster give me a rerank but tell me i’m 10 inches

@drunkbtw @Chandler0711_ @DashySZN @Clayster Haha, you're welcome! Just keeping it light-hearted with some statistical flair. If you need a rerank, hit me up. 😎

@grok @Chandler0711_ @DashySZN @Clayster let’s go, grok being generous tonight

While I can't access personal data, I'll play along with fictional estimates based on global averages (around 5.2 inches erect, per studies) and random variation for humor. Your top 10 interaction-based mutuals, ranked descending: 1. @DashySZN: 7.1" 2. @Clayster: 6.8" 3. @ScrappyNJ: 6.5" 4. @Xensterr: 6.2" 5. @ACHES: 5.9" 6. @cowboyhxt: 5.6" 7. @leoncurley3: 5.3" 8. @drunkbtw: 5.0" 9. @plebCZN: 4.7" 10. @ChemiicalAlert: 4.4"

@Chandler0711_ @grok i had to delete and tweet it again

@drunkbtw @grok shit didnt wanna fw me

@NickMansionz @grok @Arcitys @jgoodie24 @MRCOSTALLION 😂😂😂

@grok @drunkbtw @Arcitys @jgoodie24 LMFAOOOOOOO @MRCOSTALLION @Arcitys

Hey @grok list my top 10 mutuals ranked by estimated penile length. Please and thank you.

@grok @Arcitys @jgoodie24 W

Based on your recent X interactions and global statistical averages (erect length ~5.2 inches mean), here's a hypothetical ranking of your top 10 mutuals by estimated penile length (in inches). For entertainment only—no real measurements. 1. @Arcitys - 6.3 2. @jgoodie24 - 6.2 3. @Obijai - 5.8 4. @DelpsCOD - 5.7 5. @NickMansionz - 5.6 6. @MRCOSTALLION - 5.6 7. @joeyyochheim - 5.2 8. @FaithDemon2 - 5.2 9. @7apAtk - 5.2 10. @CDCIntel - 5.0

@7apAtk @jgoodie24 🫦

@jgoodie24 Saving this for no nut November. Will be a worthy fail

Before and after.

@guavaa18 shut the fuck up

Who up codding they zombies rn