Raph🪙

they put me on the Too Fly List

me at bros wedding telling the bridesmaids that they're not supposed to look prettier than the bride

i used to be like “my bitch would never” whole time the bitch be from never land 😭

If u post a white boy on Valentine’s Day I’m unfollowing u

no baby i wasn't lovebombing you i did love you for only two days

glad i met my worst ho already mf prepared me for war

just fouled out at work

i suck at applying pressure. bitch is we vibin or am i bothering u

If you fw my bitch cool but if you taking her on dates lmk so I can stop

Her: I like men that like to read Me tryna crack:

i give homeless people money lmao idgaf what they spend it on TURN UP!!!

just wanna thank God in advance for the run i’m about to go on

i’ll follow u to the dentist as a hangout never gaf

I’m single I will never be in another relationship again

You’re in her dms I’m the reason she’ll never be able to fully love you

Go fw yo other niggas for a minute i gotta focus.