Alias

I lose more friends that way...

Close your eyes and think of the most important day of your life...now jump!

@francescalexxx how did you get into the hall of fame...were you surprised you got in?

Under your bed is a world not even you can imagine in the dark...but your kids can.#goodnight

How are you good now close your eyes!

There's a mess down town people are running and screaming something about free chicken wings and shit

Build a better workshop and you can work all day...if works all you want to do. I'm taking the rest of the year off!

It's true only you can prevent forest fires and premarital sex, but what's the fun in that?

Great day for a walk in the woods

Have a great day and stay away from shadows

What's the matter looks like you just saw a ghost

Zzzzzzz! What I'm not sleeping. I was just resting my eyes.

I trust you slept well

The Dark Forest awaits you! Don't enter alone. Or you die!

Well that didn't go over well

@FarrahYousef Shut up

@DanicaDowne Think Cybernetics'

Is Mega Man the best game character ever

Snack time ur moms in the freezer!