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Da Baby ain’t shot nobody in like 2 years… he getting soft

a random Texans stray firework called "Hulk's Bad Dragon" decimating a family of 4 today:

They could sell you niggas heroin if they said it was from Japan

I could never have all this affection for a man that plays in my friend’s face. You have my friend crying too much and I’ll hate you, even if she loves you

"big momma" is AAVE. Big momma's have to be Black. Audaciously Black. Idk what white women get to be but they ain't big momma. Lil mimaw or some shit like that

i should donate my brain to science so y'all can study the last real nigga.

“Left winger” “blacks”

This that 2 showers a day weather 😭

I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL REPLY TO MESSAGES IN 0.7 SECONDS IDGAFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!! YOU WILL HEAR BACK FROM ME!!!!!!!!!

this is somehow funnier

No one: Me every time ‘Walking On A Dream’ come on:

First in my bloodline to ignore what ever the bloodline believes in

saying sexual stuff to me when im nowhere near sexually attracted to you annoys the tf out me fr

you ever get halfway thru writing a tweet and then realise nobody gaf