Your mom

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That one guy shaving his face in the ap lit exam

The townspeople when they see an octopus walk into a cave #aplit #aplitexam

If fezco dies I’m popping fayes lips

Say 🎉 #HappyBirthday 🎉 to these @JWMHS #Mustangs on October 9th! I hope your day is great! Stay tuned for more birthdays! #MustangHomecoming #StayAheadOfTheStampedeAndLeadTheWay #SaddleUpAndMakeGoodChoices #WashYourHands      #YouCantStopBirthdays

Say 🎉 #HappyBirthday 🎉 to these @JWMHS #Mustangs on August 12th! I hope your day is great! Stay tuned for more #HappyBirthdays! #FieldOfDreams ⚾️#StayAheadOfTheStampedeAndLeadTheWay #SaddleUpAndMakeGoodChoices #WashYourHands                                #ThatMeansBirthdays

Kids with school-related emotional trauma reading the 3rd essay prompt on the AP Lang exam

Me: expecting the APUSH exam to have a lot of New Deal, Cold War, Civil Rights, etc. APUSH exam:

Say 🎉 #HappyBirthday 🎉 to these @JWMHS #Mustangs on February 27th! I hope your day is great! Stay tuned until tomorrow to see more #HappyBirthdays! #StaySixFeetAwayToStaySafe #SaddleUpAndWearAMask #WashYourHands         #ThatMeansBirthdays

yo: eat the rich armie hammer:

Clare leaning in for a kiss and then realizing it wasn’t Dale #TheBachelorette

Say 🎉 #HappyBirthday 🎉 to these @JWMHS #Mustangs on October 9th! I hope your day is great! Stay tuned until tomorrow to see more #HappyBirthdays! #Vote #StaySixFeetAwayToStaySafe #SaddleUpAndWearAMask #WashYourHands #ThatMeansBirthdays

Oh to be a fluffy pancake being flipped by a tiny spatula

society if we abolished college board #APScores