eileen wong

Only with #HolidayLeftovers : Turkey Corn Soup and Prime Rib Fried Rice

#IsItJustMe, or did August 2020 just evaporate?

Do #MobBosses get offended when people say #Trump acts like one?

Can't say, "I'll be back" in a normal voice because everyone who does so in a horror movie never makes it back. Gotta say it like the #Terminator !

Ah, insidious #oatmeal! Enticing napalm in a bowl: instant palate blister as a reminder of my foolish haste!

My California Roll had no avocado in it. Curse you #cruel life! Why #KickMeWhenImDown?

So... #IfACat gets alfredo sauce on her whiskers then finds it while cleaning herself, does she think, "#BONUS!"?

@TheTweetOfGod Oh, so true! Also, oh so #SAD !

@TheTweetOfGod Oh, so true! Also, oh so #SAD !

I just wrote the first review for Muodu Shanghai Cuisine on #Yelp! Food was basic, not fancy. Hopefully they'll lea… yelp.com/biz/muodu-shan…

Muodu Shanghai Cuisine on #Yelp: 01 Sept 2018. yelp.com/biz_photos/muo…

Muodu Shanghai Cuisine on #Yelp: Condiments. yelp.com/biz_photos/muo…

I derive no satisfaction in the work I do at my desk. My job has stolen my soul and crushed it. #deadinside

Took the words right out of my mouth! twitter.com/scifri/status/…

I'm now the Duchess of The Crab Shack on #Yelp! Back again to dine in this time. yelp.com/biz/the-crab-s…

I'm a Regular at Charo Chicken on #Yelp! Dinner after 9, but bedore 9:30! yelp.com/biz/charo-chic…

I'm now the Duchess of Tastyblock Hawaiian Shave Ice! #Yelp #Yelfie BOGO: What a deal! Gotta be quick tho' cuz it e… yelp.com/biz/tastyblock…

I'm a Regular at Tapioca & Pho on #Yelp! Need a pho' for my cold! yelp.com/biz/tapioca-an…

I'm a Regular at Umenoya on #Yelp! Sunday brunch at 5pm... yelp.com/biz/umenoya-to…

I just wrote the first review for Shugyokan Aikido on #Yelp! Schnabel Sensei has confirmed Aikido classes are no lo… yelp.com/biz/shugyokan-…