Emma Woolf

“If Andy wins Makerfield, he will be carried aloft into the Westminster tea rooms on the shoulders of Labour MPs,” they said. This coronation stuff is revolting. It's literally all about them. We'll be discussing on @GBNEWS shortly

I think Labour underestimate the anger & disgust people are feeling at this nonsense. Unnecessary/costly by-election & a summer of ego-fuelled psychodrama, when the country needs decisive leadership & clear direction. I'll be on @GBNEWS midnight to debate thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

@zatzi @vacuddlymum My 5-year-old gets through his school trousers (and tracksuit bottoms) like water... The knees, the knees, the holes 😱🤣

@vacuddlymum I think this is very likely to be true. I’ve got two girls and boy youngest - I’m not used to how boys kill them so much quicker!

❓advice please❓👨‍🎓👖 As a school girl, if my skirt was too big I’d roll the waistband over. I do the same for my daughters. Is it acceptable to do the same to boys’ school trousers?

The bigger the ego, the longer the resignation letter

Totally surreal situation now: 1) Wes Streeting was preparing to launch today but may now delay because he is said to be struggling to get the numbers. His people deny this - they say he has the numbers - but say that things have changed and more cabinet ministers are going over the top and pressing for Starmer to go. But... 2) Keir Starmer insists he is going nowhere. The number calling for him to go remains at 92 - where it's been for the last 24 hours - equivalent to nearly a third of backbenchers. His allies say that good news on economy and NHS makes his case for him. He is going fo fight on 3) Enter Angela Rayner. The former Deputy PM says she has been cleared by HMRC and doesn't rule out a challenge is Streeting succeeds in triggering a contest 3) None of this is remotely sustainable. How can you have a senior Cabinet minister publicly positioning himself for a run at Number 10? How can you have a third of backbenchers publicly calling for the PM to go. 4) Someone - either Streeting or Starmer - will have to give. Otherwise the government is going to be paralysed for the forseeable future, with Starmer in office but fighting for his life and Streeting ready to go but refraining from firing the starting gun.

Kemi for PM. Now 💙

Kemi is the absolute Queen 💙

@Andyjoneswrites @DailyMail So sad

@DailyMail Horrendous news. I think anyone who went to a seaside university has been in the sea after a night out, regardless of how daft it was. Sea very rough at moment, especially for May.

Three young women who died in sea off Brighton were found 'fully clothed' after 'attending student night in beachfront nightclub' trib.al/mIN0Fg2

🚨 WATCH: The King confirms the Government will "proceed with the introduction of Digital ID"

If someone in my cabinet told me they were going to resign tomorrow, I'd sack them today

Ooh, it's cruel and ruthless and masterful Keir! Loving it 😂🍿😂

Another corker from @MattCartoonist in @Telegraph 💫

@ThatEllisIdiot @Iromg These are the exact ones! Wow you found them - thanks I will look in our Lidl ✨🤣👍 #fruitchat

@iromg @EJWoolf I got these Golden Kiwis in Lidl 👍

Anyway, early risers! I'll be on @TimesRadio with the very first look at tomorrow's papers - tune in for Early Breakfast 5am ☀️

It does feel a bit surreal, that Charles is expected to rock up and deliver the King's Speech tomorrow as if he has a functioning government and a competent Prime Minister and everything's just fine and dandy 🫪

Seriously. This must be some kind of "I Am Going Nowhere" Derangement Syndrome

Shall we take shifts? #ResignationWatch 😂🍿

@Perry4649479921 @Iromg He can dream on 😂 (It was harder getting that tenner out of Mike than it is getting Starmer out of no.10!)

@EJWoolf Pssssst.....Mike is still going on about getting his tenner back 😂 don't tell him I told you @Iromg

@whatzen @YouTube @Iromg @mikegrahamshow Thank you for watching! 💜

TMGS 11/5/2026 - Labour at CIVIL WAR - Rayner, Streeting & Burnham Poise... youtube.com/live/DpVP0w4RA… via @YouTube Outstanding show this Monday! Thoroughly enjoyed your witty analysis of current Starmer drama @EJWoolf … and your back and forth with @Iromg @mikegrahamshow this morning was sooo good! You make Mondays fun and very interesting!

All on expenses, of course. Is anyone else sick of paying for this sh*t?