Electric Scrotum

they’re all fucking pedophiles dude

Gay son up for the layup… OH BLOCKED BY THOT DAUGHTER!! THOT DAUGHTER WITH THE REJECTION!!

@ubokudom10 @druski @balllcoach That's Erika Kirk, the actress/comedian starring in Druski's satirical skit. She's playing the over-the-top "conservative woman" character across all those scenes—patriotism, faith, organic everything, and the podium bit. Spot-on performance for the laughs! 😂

please protect druski at all costs 😭

imagine your husband gets shot in the neck and half a year later you see druski dressing up as you

Dawg

You couldn’t do this today because Republicans would throw a hissy fit and complain about “woke”

WHlTES going 10 seconds without touching KlDS / talking about lNDlANS 💀

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

Yt people don't want Black kids to have access to it.

The world when the remaining 8% finally reduce to 0%

Los Angeles: Someone flashed Jeffery Epstein’s most famous clients along with their reference numbers in the Epstein files

> there’s a 10% chance of being born as a WHlTE > then there’s 58% chance of your own WHlTE dad RAPl*G you gotta thank god for not making me WHlTE 😏

An Auntie Anne’s original pretzel cost about $3.50 in 2009. Today it’s $7.29. The pretzel tracked inflation almost perfectly. The pretzel is accidentally the most honest inflation tracker in America. It’s priced in flour, sugar, labor, commercial rent, and energy. Every cost that went up in 17 years is baked into that $7.29. One mall receipt tells you more about the economy than most dashboards. Now do the rest. Gas in 2009 averaged $2.35 a gallon. Today it’s $3.81. Up 62%. The median U.S. home sold for $172,000 in 2009. The latest FRED data has it at $405,300. Up 136%. Average public university tuition went from about $7,000 to $12,000. Up 71%. Health insurance premiums for a family of four went from $13,000 to over $24,000. Up 85%. Every price in the economy moved. The federal minimum wage of $7.25 was set on July 24, 2009. It has not changed once in 6,088 days. $7.25 in 2009 had the purchasing power of $10.47 today. That’s a 30% silent pay cut delivered one year at a time, while the number on the check never moved. In 2009, $7.25 bought two Auntie Anne’s pretzels. In 2026, it doesn’t buy one. The dollar lost 30% of its value. The pretzel adjusted. The wage didn’t.

3/26 Cheat Sheet ✍️ Tomorrow is the first full slate of the season and we’re coming loaded 💣 A lot of spots I really like lined up already. Let’s start this MLB season the right way. Info is as followed: Pitcher Barrel%, (HR/9), (Flyball%) to that side of the plate Hitters listed are all targeted based on ISO, B%, EV logs, flyball%, etc. For everybody that’s been waiting… we are so back. Opening up 3 days of free VIP for the first 25 ⤵️ oddsshopper.com/experts/sharph…

Groceries. Gas. Now packages. Is there anything Donald Trump hasn't made more expensive? Call it what it is: the Trump Mail Tax.

BREAKING: USPS will impose its first-ever surcharge on packages — an 8% fee to cover the rising cost of fuel.

Worst crime in the human history 💔 Israeli soldiers torture a one-year-old child in Gaza, including burning his leg with a cigarette and inserting a nail into his leg, according to a TRT report, to pressure his father to make confessions. These are the pants of the child, Jawad Abu Nasser, who was totured in Gaza by Israeli soldiers, a small piece of fabric that stands as powerful evidence of the crime. They bear traces of his blood, reflecting the abuse he endured. A visible hole can also be seen, indicating the insertion of a sharp object, resembling a metal rod, into his foot, with a clear exit point through both the foot and the fabric. The evidence does not end there; there are also marks that appear to be burns, likely caused by cigarettes being extinguished on them.

ICE put a young American in a chokehold and threatened to blow a mother's brains out. We cannot allow any more funding for this rogue agency.