Ellie Hernaman

@ubereats_uk big thanks to your lovely driver who helped me put my pram in my car! He spotted me carrying my baby in one hand and a thousand bags in the other and offered to helped. Didn’t ask his name but number plate was KY70PYG (the Y might be an N…my memory!) 🙏🙏🙏

Resilience as a trait or a value is considered un-cool and anyone who dares suggest working hard or enjoying some competitive spirit gets snubbed by those who feel comfortable doing not a lot, whilst contemplating suicide because not doing much is making them miserable.

She surmises that this crisis isn’t just the symptom of a snowflake society but the result of a huge divide between expectations of life & reality. And it’s so true. We’ve built people up to expect the best without having to put their all in

Just read @Sherelle_E_J’s article on Britain’s epochal mental health epidemic, prompted by Rishi Sunak’s recent bid to clamp down on “sick note Britain”. telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/04/2…

@emerald88604982 @Palaudeles @afneil This critique should be on the back of ‘Spare’. Summarises it well!

Harry and Meghan’s popularity slumps post-Netflix

@LeeWils30941013 @Palaudeles @afneil Agreed

@Palaudeles @afneil You like what your hearing ? He’s admitted to being a drug user, couldn’t take a slap from his brother without needing counselling, hasn’t got the balls to stand up to his misses when she disrespects his sister in law, claims there’s two sides to a story we’ve only heard his 🤷‍♂️

@RenZelen @afneil I really want to agree but I find myself getting pulled in to the tedium myself (and hopefully I’m not thick). The sooner we stop giving them the attention that they’re so desperate for, the sooner they’ll become obsolete. I just…need…to stop…reading about it..!

@MaertensDanny @afneil @AsBrexit Hahahaha

@afneil @AsBrexit Popularity slumps where? The U.K.? The US? Worldwide? GBNews? Inside Nicholas Whitchel’s head? ‘if you want to continue to get invited to hobnob with “the Royles”? In Piers Morgan’s downstairs toilet? On Jeremy Claxon’s crappy farm?

I love Elon Musk. When his employees refused to come to work he told them to look for new jobs. When one of his woke employees criticized Elon publically, Elon fired him publicly. Now these losers have have find jobs that pay 250k to 300k that offer free lunch. Thank you Elon.

Rest in peace, Virginia. We know you’re up there dancing.

@elonmusk Lesson learned - never try to appease activists. Its a pointless endeavour.

Twitter has had a massive drop in revenue, due to activist groups pressuring advertisers, even though nothing has changed with content moderation and we did everything we could to appease the activists. Extremely messed up! They’re trying to destroy free speech in America.

@elonmusk Totally fair enough, I say. And why should Elon need to explain himself?

Regarding Twitter’s reduction in force, unfortunately there is no choice when the company is losing over $4M/day. Everyone exited was offered 3 months of severance, which is 50% more than legally required.

To get through my inbox I’ve worked out that I would need to work an extra 4 hours a day until January and compromise all sorts of other things. Help! #hiring - remote Exec Assistant needed!

Fill in the gap: Accountability is a trait that should be__________ *Not* based on our wonderful team who are amazing. Purely hypothetical.

There are very few occasions where the use of ‘??!!!’ is acceptable.

@Taquineur A call really decent guy

Tube strikes. As if the UK needed any more excuses not to work…

Finally someone *not* jumping on the nicey-nicey unsustainable bandwagon of ‘do what you want’ - this bloke says, “sometimes you gotta do what you hate to achieve your purpose”: vm.tiktok.com/ZMNGQtnUH/

@HenryPryor @RosannaPryor 👏👏👏👏 Good luck Rosie!! Hi get ‘em!

After 2 years working for her dad during the Pandemic I'm sorry to announce @RosannaPryor is leaving to return to her first love - the theatre. I think we're both amazed how well it's worked (& that we haven't killed each other!). Thank you R, you've been great. Break a leg luv!