Elly

I wasted half of my life telling people how to pronounce my name

normalize hitting the curb a little!!

I’m getting old. Why do grocery store hauls excite me?

dogs be walkin under ur feet Iike they’re tryin to collect workers comp

if we ever in a “don’t laugh” situation do NOT ever look over at me bro

can we normalize ignoring people until you’re in a good mood

the feminine urge to say “it’s okay” when i’m hysterically crying

Making a grown man kiss his camera on FaceTime >

Call me weird but when I was little, I used to dip these in water so they taste better 🤣🤣

“Ranch is disgusting” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

gonna be honest with u guys. i don’t understand how the gas nozzle knows when to stop