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i love how we have collectively decided the hantavirus originated from zendayas hat

my uber pulled up in a billie eilish 😭😭😭

TikTok genuinely needs to remove the sticker function cuz it’s just a bunch of unfunny NPCs with no personality…. Mind you the video is somebody getting hit by a plane and dying

This is sending me i’m ctfu

STOP giving these niggas the benefit of the doubt and START doubting the benefits of these niggas

just saw an account named Tyla Perry with this pfp ..

So you admit that men's greatest fear is being treated like they’ve treated women? wow

“Protesters are annoying.” interesting, because that “annoyance” is why you’re not working 16-hour shifts in a factory.

@Jamesoflife Women are mature enough to become wives and mothers in their twenties, but suddenly “too emotional” or “not ready” when leadership and power are involved. Interesting contradiction.

@herchosenpath JUST BE GAY DAMN!!! YOU RED PILL FUCKS HATE WOMEN BECAUSE YOU LOVE MEN! GAHLEE. Pussy is gross??? come on mayne

como se siente explicar el lore de cualquier cosa

A biscuit and tea for dinner

realizing that everyday im learning new things

@_birdofheaven_ The heart gets all the credit but the stomach is where everything actually lives. Grief, excitement, dread, love - your gut knew before you did every single time

I read it somewhere "We romanticized the wrong organ the stomach is more emotional than the heart" and it feels so true. We feel butterflies in our stomach and when we're sad we lose our appetite our stomach gets affected by emotions way more than we realize.

@r1ckg0d Me trying to impress Nicki Minaj husband trade

when oomf posts a bad take but thats oomf