Microsoft Encarta

Just being me

THIS WEEK IN HISTORY (2005): Hurricane Katrina is a big piece of shit asshole

While relatively common, basements are rare in areas with elevations at or near sea level, or with high water tables.

A basement is a floor or level of a building or house that is built below ground, partially or entirely.

welp wikipedia's gone guess its time for this *blows on encarta 95 disc, huge cloud of dust consumes self, room, earth. sun becomes myth*

In 1439, Johannes Gutenberg invented the movable-type printing press. In 1994, Microsoft Corporation released Encarta '95. #OMGFacts

Wait, you mean to tell me Wikipedia can be edited by ANYONE?! How can you trust that? Encarta is edited by professionals. You can trust me.

Is it true? Is SOPA really dead?!

Some people seem to have taken to making jokes at my expense. You won't be laughing when the Internet shuts down and I'm all you have left!

Dean has spoken out against SOPA. Why do you hate me, Swizz Beatz? Why are you crushing my dreams of newfound relevancy?

Swizz Beatz (née Kasseem Dean) is an American record producer. He revealed today that he is the CEO of popular file-sharing site MegaUpload.

Jimmy Wales misplaced his @Encarta95 CD in 2001 #factswithoutwikipedia

Don't ask Jeeves... Ask Encarta!

The world is desperate for information. No one knows what to do—until one brave woman remembers the name that started it all: Encarta '95.

This is the tip of a proverbial iceberg. Before you know it, all existing online information is blocked, and then removed altogether.

A future where SOPA and PIPA are passed.

Bored because Wikipedia's blocked? Give MindMaze a go! It's learning that's fun!

Encarta will never black you out! :-)

Have you been able to find all the information you've needed during the blackout??

@somebadideas I don't have enough information to tell!