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@premierleague @Arsenal This feeling isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. The banter on other clubs isn’t stopping either. we’re just over here minding our business. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

@premierleague @Arsenal Next!!!! @Arsenal

@amenya_nelson @OkiyaOmtatah too

Unpopular opinion but Miguna Miguna is the only person capable to lead the jailing and recovery of every single cent, land etc stolen by the home guards since independence. Imagine Uhuru and Raila teamed up to kick him out of Kenya for his revolutionary ideas. Why were they so afraid of him?

The next big businesses in Kenya will be built by people who understand distribution. Products are everywhere. The real power is getting the product to the customer faster, cheaper and consistently.

This is what I was looking for Laws on land

@WillieOeba Hajamwambia poa... But at least champ ameachieve attention, it's a Win

Huyu amepigwa counter moja safi 😂

@rwenzori_ Interesting times.. carpe diem!

Engineers, AI is here. Created this with Gemini as an experiment but wow

@GitauKE @aomenya 😂😂

@aomenya Fixed it

I am a Professor of Architecture. I have been a judge for Commonwealth Association of Architects Awards, International Union of Architects Awards, Asia Architecture Awards, AAK-Crown Architecture Awards, etc. Feel free to ignore my opinion. The New State House is plain MEDIOCRE!

Africa is rising. The Botswana president is speaking

@PrairieBuilders 💯

Not all bags of cement are the same. Your hardware will tell you this but they are lying. Here's how many Kenyans waste money buying the wrong type of cement 🧵🧵🧵

@brian_mutiga Hapo Kwa MPs issa NO.. Civic education is needed on this. In fact I will be bold to say, An independent parliament with good will for the people matters more than who we elect as president

The matatu I was in today made me realise how far we have come as a country & how woke voters are. The driver brought the issue of how economy is bad. Then said how he has to bribe traffic officers, how he pays a lot on fuel & how Ruto has made it hard for every Kenyan. Then the women on the matatu started the conversation of fuel. They know fuel is cheaper in Uganda & that fuel passes through Kenya. They know Ruto has sold Kenya pipeline to Uganda. They also know he is selling KICC. Then they said, even president Moi wasn't hated the way William Ruto is hated today. The most important thing is they said they don't care who we vote as MP or Governor, right now they are focused on taking William Ruto home. 2027 will be lit.

@Mnyika_1 Something must kill a man..

Wambo from Kirinyaga has been my girlfriend since year 1 in campus. The time to present her to my family came and when I did it the family didn't show her the facial expression. They called me to a secret meeting saying no husband has gone to an old age with a murima beb in our land Nyanza. All the Murima bebs that were married to our people killed the husband and took their kids ,changed their names to murima names and took all the properties. I have never told this woman anything, she is 5 months pregnant and I think she is not the type ok kikuyu women that can kill a husband. She is a different breed. My family concluded that I should never go back with my girl to their place . I have decided to live with my woman in town . So help me God

She is a nominated MCA from Nyamira,also a US Citizen.She faked sickness and she lives in the USA eating tax payers money. She faked a disease and asked for treatment leave in the US. There, she was granted citizenship and social security. She works at DOLD FOODS LLC in Wichita, Kansas. At home, Nyamira Assembly pays her monthly salary and fake allowances.Her name is Edna Obara@EACCKenya

@polo_kimanii 😂😂 Hapa kuna kaa pale na Pale ni kama hapa

If god decides to punish you and one day you find yourself relocating to a place called Pipeline in Nairobi,I would advise you buy a very long rope that goes about 3 kilometers. Because one thing about pipeline is you will get lost. Completely. Everything looks looks like everything when you’re new there. Unaweza hamia ploti,alafu jioni ukitoka kununua managu upate nyumba imepotea.And you cant really know where to start,nyumba zote constituency mzima zinafanana,alafu ni mingi,mimi kuna jamaa najua alipoteza nyumba namna iyo tu. Alinipigia saa nne akaniambia nyumba imepotea na hajui atalala wapi. He had to come all the way to ngara. Kesho yake sunday ni kuamkia sasa kutafuta nyumba tukiuliza watu wa ploti kama walimuona huko jana akihama. Bwana we lost a whole bedsitter like that. Hakuna mtu alimuona. Pipeline ukihama,funga kamba kwa kiuno ufungie kwa mlango ukienda nje,masaa ya kurudi unafuata kamba yako kama 3 wise men wakifuta nyota ile silu walikua wanatafuta yesu. Awuoro sana pipeline!

It's about time Arteta trusted Norgaad as Arsenal CDM.. Also, Eze >>Odegaard #COYG

@WashiraX Sensational

Imara steel did not come to play with KRA. There is a company called Imara steel. They cook metals to make mabati in Industrial Area, Nairobi. In 2022, as they were busy cooking metals, KRA was busy cooking their tax bill at Times Tower. When KRA was done, what came out was 3.9B. This bill covered 5 years. - 2015, 2016, 2017,2018, 2019 Next morning, KRA airdropped the bill to Imara steel email. When the director arrived at the office, the accountant stormed in. Akamsalimia. Then served him the bill even before chai. The director looked at the numbers. He could not believe it. He thought his magnifying glasses were magnifying the numbers. He removed them. He saw the same mad numbers live live. • 3.9B. He went nuts. • Lesson 1: Never allow your accountant into your office before the tea person. Director ordered the accountant to turn the fans on. There is no electricity. He is now worked up proper. The accountant sneaked out. And immediately embarked on a fault finding mission. He came back with disturbing findings: 1. KRA was out of time for 2015 and 2016. Those years were beyond the 5 year statutory audit limit. Unless there is fraud. KRA had shown no fraud. 2. KRA had assumed 23% profit margins. Figures Imara had never achieved. Wakasema baas. This is it. They wrote an objection / protest letter to KRA. Explained everything. And demonstrated they had paid taxes to the last cent. KRA could not hear any of it. They only wanted 3.9B. In June 2022, KRA rejected the objection. And confirmed Imara must pay the 3.9B. All this time, the accountant is not sleeping nor eating. Amekanyanga tu wire. Then something interesting happened. KRA sent the rejection letter to the wrong email. And never realized. So 60 days passed. No response is received from KRA. Imara knew the law. If KRA does not respond within 60 days, your protest is deemed accepted. They knew they had won. Director called the party. Six months later, in Dec 2022, KRA came back with threats. We want the 3.9B. Pay or we freeze your bank accounts. Imara responded: Guys, but you accepted our objection. KRA said: Noo. We rejected it and emailed you. Here is the proof. Pay us up ASAP. Imara looked at it and said: Guys, that is not our email. Everyone at Times tower got shocked. How did that happen? KRA said: OK the email was wrong. But tax is yours. Lipa. As KRA is doing all this, they are unaware of two dangerous sentences in Kenyan tax law. They read: • KRA cannot audit past 5 years without proving fraud • KRA must respond to objections within 60 days Imara ran to court. - Argued it cannot pay tax on rejection notices served out of time. The tax appeal tribunal agreed the rejection letter was communicated to Imara out of time. But still asked Imara to bring fresh evidence to dispute the tax. Later the Tribunal ruled the evidence was not enough. • Imara was ordered to pay 3.9B. KRA retreated to Times Towers celebrating. Imara ran straight to the high court. - It argued that it cannot pay tax out of rejection notices served to them out of time. The judge looked at the case. Then invoked the 2 dangerous sentences. You remember them? - No audits beyond 5 years without fraud - No rejection after 60 days The judge sided with Imara. - Imara was ordered to pay nothing. - And KRA was ordered to pay legal costs to Imara. Case closed. Lesson 2. • Everyone needs an accountant trained kukanyanga wire. • KRA cannot audit beyond 5 years without proving fraud. • If KRA misses the 60 days, call the party. You have won.

@Entr_dawood Waah 😂😂

Another win for the Kenyans Congrats daktari

@Jennnyyyyyy 63

This is gonna take time 😜 Difficulty - Pro 🤠

@SqSehrish 19

Only 1 out of 100 can solve this in 10 seconds What's your answer..? 👀

@Jennnyyyyyy 18kgs

What is the weight of Lion? 🤔 Difficulty - Medium Pro 🤠