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how life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

The quality of humor on this app is unmatched.

Just pass this on. Don’t say anything. Make sure you keep passing it on.

we are living in a time where the intelligent person must remain silent in order not to offend the ignorant.

No matter how suya sweet reach, aboki man no fit open by 7am, na akara woman time be that So relax, everything get him own time

Express shock and then pay.

i never beg except when it’s to differ

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people who are obsessed with being viewed as good people, are never good people

E no go better for davido and him feelings! ❤️🦅

Davido started first, but if Dj tunez post that video where e dey beg for toto, he go talk say industry ħate am bcuz him papa get money

Dating a first born daughter means you have 0.2 seconds to help. After that she’s climbing the counter moving the ladder and nearly dying because you took forever to help.😭

I genuinely believe I’ve made God laugh at least once

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

Yall wrap this Klay and Meg shit up by 11pm tonight

If Melania were a Democrat First Lady, the media would’ve declared her the best-dressed in history on day one.

you cannot make sense to a person who only comprehends things at their own level of perception. no matter how much you explain, argue, or try. save your energy.

Ngl our parents really ate with printing out our pictures and putting them in albums.

Y'all don't ignore people enough. That's why you stressed out.

This is lowkey the happiest I’ve been in like 3 years