Erica Lynn

God is a toxic boyfriend.

@maweesaaa Gorgeous 😍 ordering ASAP

The biggest flaw with the otherwise perfect movie The Devil Wears Prada- (besides Nate not accepting that Andy has a new demanding job) is that Nate gets home from work before Andy. This manz is a chef, in New York City. No way in hell he’s home at 8pm every night.

If I’m not getting ass tonight, I’m getting Taco Bell.

Daaaang the kid’s table is about to be lit this holiday season...the adult’s table not so much 🇺🇸

@LittleSquee I swear you told me once your dentist had little scissors and a dotted line on his neck that said cut here! I shit you not I did a project about it in college and think it’s perfect

@LittleSquee I always, and I mean always, think of your dentist with his “cut here” neck tattoo and have adopted it as part of my artistic being.

@claire_ains Lmk

How many sugar free redbulls will I chug before I feel human again?

@PBandJuless Perhaps getting his phone number to be able to text him is fastest solution! Probably not doable for this particular guest, but installing doorbells that have lights that flash instead of a sound on the interior of the room too

And im gonna cry How do I make this stay easier for him???

I stg I'm on the verge of tears. Yesterday a deaf/hard of hearing person checked in. Im realizing that no one here knows ASL, I had to type notes into my phone for him.

I hope this email finds you still feeling small when you stand beside the ocean

The more I practice, the luckier I get

@PhilanthropyGal Caroline Polachek, specifically the song “So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings”

i wish cigarettes were healthy

Let’s squeeze to find out!

Is this a blackhead or a freckle?

@RiiDEthectrain House of Wax will forever be a fav

What were some really well done horror remakes? 🙋‍♀️ I’ll start! The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) Friday the 13th (2009) House of Wax (2005)

@hi__kevin I think you’re right, I can’t read

@EricaEtcetera lol this might be the same thing i need to hear it in person

all boomers pronounce ‘chipoltle’ CHU-POL-TEE

@maweesaaa Idk if you’re on TikTok *gasp* but this lady is very funny and makes some banging looking vegan meals vm.tiktok.com/nTEbug/