Derek Carr's Burner Account

Are people still washing their hands?

@NathanDrakePS6 @barstoolsports @JonRothstein @PardonMyTake I bet if you cry more, the committee will change its mind

UNC making the tournament is one of the biggest miscarriages of justice @JonRothstein has ever seen @PardonMyTake

ESPN College Basketball analyst Sean Farnham had quite the reaction to seeing UNC in the NCAA Tournament field: "That has to be a typo. UNC can't possibly be in this NCAA Tournament field. This is an example of why we don't need to expand the tournament."

@DickieV @UNC_Basketball Cry more #GoHeels

All we hear is talk about the importance of QUAD 1 wins - UNC in Quad 1 tough games was 1-12 .Don’t you have to win a couple . @UNC_Basketball passes my eye test but I don’t want to hear the committee talk about how vital QUAD 1 wins are . Obviously not for all teams I feel @WVUhoops got a raw deal .

Man, it's gotta be tough playing 11 on 18. I hate when people blame the refs, but good grief, it's hard to see how lopsided they're calling this game and not think they're on the KC payroll #HOUvsKC

DID THE NFL OUTLAW HIP DROP TACKLES OR NOT? THERE ARE 4000 EVERY GAME AND THEY NEVER THROW A FLAG! #CHIvsDET

@DavidFurones_ Am I the only Dolphins fan that doesn’t care about the perfect season? I’d like to see a championship before I die and that perfect season isn’t getting us closer to that

Dolphins fans: Would you prefer the Chiefs beat the Bills or the Bills end the Chiefs’ undefeated run, keeping the ‘72 Dolphins as the only perfect team for another year?

@hughart_michael Lions

If your favorite team can't win the Super Bowl this year, which team would you want to win? It has to be the Ravens, right?

@matthewhcullen @erinmatsonn #GoHeels

@erinmatsonn Good luck to Ben and the Dodgers! Tonight is one of the few times I will be rooting for a team with colors so close to Duke's.

UN. BE. LIEVABLE.

@mikeyj2208 @B_Shousejr Exactly where I am. And apathy is worse than hatred

@B_Shousejr I just don’t have it in me to get angry anymore lol

Using only gif’s, where are you mentally with the Dolphins?

@hughart_michael Duke

America wins when these teams lose: Alabama Cowboys Eagles Astros Phillies Lakers Georgia Bills Bruins Cubs Sky 49ers Redsox Celtics 76ers Did I miss any?

@JoeRobbie_ Win what?

Wait wait wait…. Are people really not looking forward to Tua Tagovailoa coming back???? If you really don’t think Tua gives us the best chances to win, you’re just an idiot. LET. THE. UCE. LOOSE. ⚡️

@YoungLionBlog @NFL_DovKleiman W

@NFL_DovKleiman She too old for him?

Bill Belichick has had enough of seeing Taylor Swift on the broadcast during #Chiefs games 😂

@TageForHart I hope he’s good. True, I despise the Bills. but I personally think Allen is the best QB in the league and hate to see anyone get hurt. But this is on the league. They throw around phrases like “player safety” all the while working on adding an 18th game. Shameful

Hey #BillsMafia I know we’re very defensive of the Bills and Josh Allen. But trying to defend Josh getting put back in that game and them labeling it an ankle injury after he was very clearly knocked out is insane. Especially after we were bitching at Miami for doing the same thing after the first Tua concussion. Look where he’s at right now. Josh Allen is WAY too valuable to be risking his health like this. The way he runs and takes hits, he needs to make sure he’s 100% back to full health before coming back. As Tua has shown, this shit can linger and be VERY serious. We cannot fuck around with this.

@AmandaG1722 @AdamHBeasley I love McDaniel but yeah, it appears that way. You can’t always be the “cool dad”

@AdamHBeasley You think the coach has lost the locker room?

I'm telling you this team is checked out

@MattBarkley It's not a rivalry. But thanks for thinking it could be

Has Buffalo vs Miami become the best rivalry in the AFC East?

@JDB442 @LocaToma83 @AdamHBeasley You just called out a dude for being snarky

At this point, I don't even even want to think about the football ramifications of this. What's going on with Tua Tagovailoa right now is far more important than wins or losses. He's now been diagnosed with four concussions dating back to college.

@AndyFrancess If you're talking tonight, I'm with you. If you're talking about the season, I respectfully disagree. They didn't draft this guy to be Jeff Wilson's backup

Adding to Ian’s point, I’ll go as far to say anybody who tries to sell you Jaylen Wright before Thursday’s game is an absolute donkey. Search ‘Jaylen Wright’ on X/Twitter right now and if anybody’s urging you to start him/take his props, add em to the permanent ‘never trust’ list

Let's Goooooooooooooooooo! #GoFins