Rene Escobedo

I’m convinced I have the best view in the galaxy! Out of all of the planets in the universe, Earth is by far my favorite. Looking forward to coming home in a week. #EarthDay #ConnectedByEarth

💀 (via @PatMcAfeeShow)

Everyone who watched that debate deserves $1,000 a month.

Our Presidential Candidates are 77 & 74. Our Senate Majority Leader is 78 Our House Speaker is 80 The average age of our Senate is 62. The average age of our House is 57. The average American is 37. Let’s not pretend this isn’t a problem. We need term limits & young ppl in office

i can't stop watching this wtf

Sammy va a rescatar el 2020 tengo pruebas y cero dudas

La NASA acaba de confirmar la existencia de agua en Marte. Marte 1 - Ecatepec 0

teller: so did you wanna deposit the whole $3? me: yo lower your fuckin voice

“¿Y en que carro nos vamos?”

Hijodesupincheeeeeeema, el capítulo de drake & josh se volvió realidad en méxico jajajajjaa

This is THE most hilarious TikTok I’ve seen so far! 🐸☠️😂

everyone in texa$ rn

Has anyone checked Epstein's Island? twitter.com/xeni/status/12…