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Basic self care is godliness, wash your stinky ahh, trim your nails, floss, keep stuff around you orderly. Your temple is musty, tighten up.

holy shit

"being in cash is also a trade" thanks for the advice but I think I'll buy this 100k market cap memecoin that I believe is going to 100b

tradfi is so much fun because you don’t even need anything to happen 0.50% in either direction is enough to quote tweet your enemies and call them retarded

Huge congratulations to TradeXYZ and S&P for this historic partnership. I'm honored that these teams choose to build on Hyperliquid. Seeing official S&P500 perpetual futures launch exclusively on Hyperliquid is a validation of everyone's past years of hard work: global access to decentralized finance, perpetual futures as 24/7 price discovery, and Hyperliquid upgrading the existing financial stack to house all of finance. The S&P500 is synonymous with "the market," a single number that captures the essence of the largest economy in the world. Looking forward to tracking the world's most important financial gauge 24/7 on the most liquid permissionless markets.

S&P Dow Jones Indices and trade[XYZ] have joined forces to launch the first official S&P 500 perpetual contract, available exclusively on Hyperliquid. For 69 years, the S&P 500 has been a defining reference point for global finance. Until now, access to that benchmark has been shaped by market hours, intermediaries, and geography. Today, that changes. The S&P 500 perp is now available 24/7/365, anchored by the official index data required for deep liquidity and institutional confidence at scale.  SPDJI helped define modern indexing. They are stewards of an iconic benchmark, the standard against which portfolios across the globe are measured. We are honored to bring that legacy on-chain. Trade[XYZ] is bringing the world's most iconic assets towards a future of global, continuous markets — a future powered by Hyperliquid.

Saylor: jams infinite money into $BTC ETHBTC: up on the week Can somebody explain this sorcery?

I Saved Injective's $500M. They Pay Me $50K. I like hunting bugs on @immunefi . I'm decent at it. - #1 — Attackathon | Stacks - #2 — Attackathon | Stacks II - #1 — Attackathon | XRPL Lending Protocol - 1 Critical and 1 High from bug bounties (not counting this one) Life was good. Then I found a Critical vulnerability in @injective . This vulnerability allowed any user to directly drain any account on the chain. No special permissions needed. Over $500M in on-chain assets were at risk. I reported it through Immunefi. The next day, a mainnet upgrade to fix the bug went to governance vote. The Injective team clearly understood the severity. Then — silence. For 3 months. No follow up. No technical discussion. Nothing. A few days ago, they notified me of their decision: $50K. The maximum payout for a Critical vulnerability in their bug bounty program is $500K. I disputed it. Silence again. No explanation for the reduced payout. No explanation for the 3 month ghost. No conversation at all. To be clear: the $50K has not been paid either. I've seen others share bad experiences with bug bounty payouts recently. I never thought it would happen to me. I can't force them to do the right thing. But I won't let this be forgotten. I will dedicate 10% of all my future bug bounty earnings to making sure this story stays visible — until Injective pays what I deserve. Full Technical Report: github.com/injective-wall…

HYPE gives BTC '18 vibes You are fully aware a vibe shift happened and this is an asset on rails to greatness but the narrative is vastly overestimating short term compared to what it can do long term

A blockchain called Hyperliquid

people don't realize how bad things are bc the trump admin interfered with the very system designed to inform everybody how bad things are

Someone spent 50 million on CowSwap…? Last time I swapped a cow was my divorce… and I did it for free! #Web3Comedy

Contrary to popular ct sentiment it is actually ok to be wrong on a trade, it’s just not ok to pretend you weren’t wrong and be vague about positioning while pretending you’re always right

a lot of people don't know this but there's two types of oil, brent and crude, so when it goes up like hundreds of bips, which is like a part of a percent, it's so insane because you don't really see that in a normal... peter I'm getting married

the moment i started being delusionally optimistic was when my life actually started improving i was super depressed for a long time always psyopping myself out of things because "others did it better" or "waste of time" or "im not good enough" the moment i started applying myself to things and telling myself i'm awesome at doing things (even if lying to myself) my life trajectory increased tenfold delusionmaxxing is the meta

on earth 36-D in the parallel universe. president kamala harris announces international transgender day of visibility on march 31st is a federal holiday. everyone is excited about anthropic's promising integration with the federal government and spx is at 7800 with low inflation

when a man has no real achievements like blown up perp accounts, a string of unfinished private github repos, viral tweet, rack of mac minis running clawdbots, he takes pride in useless stuff like "salary" and "career achievements"

Crypto has been pricing in the Strait of Hormuz closure since September of last year.

The biggest bear case for $MSTR is literally that the strategy works too well If it works, they just keep permanently increasing their $BTC stack But then they become so big that they taint the pristine nature of BTC and its narrative That's already what we're seeing

so if we clear all this up and the coins eventually start trending, hype is just going to infinity right? hyperliquid