Bi red robin
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Bi red robin
@everyoneonmyd
Goodness, I forgot to lock the door. 20 she/they



kas eddie alligator bellowing ... 💭

WE FINALLY WON !!! OUR DREAMBOY IS BACK ON SOCIAL MEDIA !!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳



Fuck getting shot you ever had a cart full of shit at Walmart and realized you only had apple pay 🤦🏾♀️😭😭😭😭😭😂

reading a smutty fanfic and then wiping after you peed seeing the evidence of that fic is a little humiliating lowkey

Madonna recalls meeting music producer Mark Kamins: “I ended up in a bathroom with [him], and I saw him snorting coke. He’s dead now. I can say that… So anyway, we made out, we did a little blow, and then he agreed to listen to my demo.” (interviewmagazine.com/music/the-mado…)


bruh. the devil tried and failed. I forgot to cancel my linkedin premium trial. they tried to take 850k from my account but God said no





